As part of an effort to expedite the process of reassimilation, holidaymakers returning to the country via Luxembourg Airport are being greeted with a bucket of cold water in the face. The cold water is part of a new temporary program dubbed “Letz Be Real” which employs around a dozen staff members who target returning […]
Luxembourg man likes rain because he is actually a snail
A man known to defend the weather in Luxembourg whenever anyone complains about it only does so because he is actually a snail, it has been revealed. For years, Ben Ouze has refused to join in when others lament the rain, even when it goes on for weeks – much to the annoyance of those […]
Expat in Luxembourg commits record number faux pas at dinner party
A man who moved to Luxembourg from another continent and was recently invited to a dinner party committed as many as 87 individual faux pas, all within the first hour of the evening, sources have confirmed. If true, Paul Pinehead’s feat could be a new record, beating one set by Alex Kazimkhanov in 2016. Pinehead […]
Duchy new summer tourism hotspot for gastropods
While many humans have been deterred from visiting Luxembourg this summer due to the incessant rain, the number of visits by gastropod tourists has skyrocketed, say delighted officials. In total, more than 54 million snails and slugs have visited Luxembourg in just the last two weeks alone, which represents an increase of nearly 3000 percent […]
Mom studies Tripadvisor reviews like scholar examining ancient texts
A Luxembourg woman in search of a summer holiday resort for her family has taken up the task with the intellectual vigor of a professor of ancient languages carefully examining newly discovered texts that might illuminate fundamental truths about human nature. The 39-year-old mother casually offered to take over the job of choosing a hotel […]
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