If you and your partner engage in this, make sure to bring a raincoat and an umbrella.
While this might sound like kinky fun, it usually results in an emergency visit to the urologist.
Usually requires at least one participant to make noises suggestive of a vacuum cleaner.
Highly inadvisable, especially if you’re someone who doesn’t like having bad breath.
Similar to Rëmeleng, but more global in nature.
Whatever this is, it should probably be illegal.
*To certain English speakers, at least