Péiteng
If you and your partner engage in this, make sure to bring a raincoat and an umbrella.
Dikrech
While this might sound like kinky fun, it usually results in an emergency visit to the urologist.
Suessem
Usually requires at least one participant to make noises suggestive of a vacuum cleaner.
Rëmeleng
Highly inadvisable, especially if you’re someone who doesn’t like having bad breath.
Eislek
Similar to Rëmeleng, but more global in nature.
Diddeleng
Whatever this is, it should probably be illegal.
*To certain English speakers, at least