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Sir, you said you were an UHNWI, but you are only an HNWI

January 7, 2025

difference between HNWI and UHNWI

Greetings, Mr. Becker. Please take a seat. My name is Jules de Gaesebeke, and I am a private banker here at Rothskid Partners. I have worked in private banking and wealth management for 30 years, so you can rest assured that I know what I am doing.  Would you like some water sourced from an […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Finance and Banking

This company said it had innovation in its DNA, but in fact it was a genetic disorder called phenylketonuria

February 21, 2024

Innovation DNA company genetic testing results

A Luxembourg IT company that for more than ten years has boasted about having innovation in its DNA has discovered that what it actually has encoded in its genetic sequence is a disorder called phenylketonuria.  The discovery was made after the company, which specializes in fund management and monitoring software, sent a sample of its […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Finance and Banking, Science and Technology, Workplace

‘Cash is yucky and covered with germs,’ so don’t withdraw it, banks warn 

March 16, 2023

Saying that they would hate to see their customers do something that might pose a risk to their health, a consortium of European banks has advised account holders to avoid withdrawing cash, which they say is covered in germs.  “We did a study, and it turns out that the average banknote has something like 34 […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Finance and Banking

New €2.50 surcharge for blowing up cash machines

April 27, 2022

Surcharge for blowing up cash machines

The agency that regulates Luxembourg’s banking sector has authorized a new surcharge to discourage people from igniting explosives inside the country’s thousands of cash machines. Starting next week, banks will be permitted to charge anyone who blows up a cash machine €2.50, in addition to other fees they might incur during the forcible removal of […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Finance and Banking

Grrr: senior citizen at cash machine takes ages to find slot for bomb

October 17, 2019

Cash machine explosion old man Luxembourg bomb

ESCH-SUR-ALZETTE — A line of criminals waiting to blow up a cash machine early Thursday morning had to wait 15 minutes while an elderly thief in front of them struggled to find the right place to insert his explosive device.  “Hey, grandpa, we don’t have all day,” angrily whispered Hubert Beenhouwer, who was already late […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Finance and Banking, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg

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