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Generosity: Luxembourg commuter shares his smoke with everyone at bus stop

May 4, 2018

Smoking at bus stops Luxembourg

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Not happy keeping all his delicious tobacco smoke to himself, a big-hearted Luxembourg smoker is letting everyone at his usual bus stop have a nice, deep, involuntary puff off his cigarette. “Nothing beats a whiff of rich carcinogenic fumes first thing in the morning,” said Diana Workhorse, a non-smoker who essentially becomes a […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Health, Leisure and Lifestyle, Luxembourg City, Transportation

Terror as man walks around Luxembourg City smiling at strangers

April 26, 2018

Friendly smiley man terrorizing Luxembourg

An unidentified man has left a trail of confusion and fear after having spent much of the day smiling at total strangers, say officials. On Wednesday, a 20-something male was reported to have smiled at no fewer than 10 people, many of them employed in the service industry. In some cases, he went on to […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City

Interview with that guy on Rue de Strasbourg who always creeps you out

April 17, 2018

Interview with guy on Rue de Strasbourg

On a sunny afternoon, the Wurst had a chance to interview that guy — no, not that one, the other one — who hangs out on Rue de Strasbourg and stares at you. Tell us a little about what you do. Basically, I hang out on Rue de Strasbourg and stare at women all day. […]

Filed Under: Interviews and Profiles, Luxembourg City

‘Traffic unusually bad today,’ says Luxembourg resident unaware it will be like this forever

April 17, 2018

Traffic jams in Luxembourg the new norm

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A resident of the capital was shocked on Monday morning after spending nearly an hour driving only 3.2 kilometers to get to work, oblivious that such congestion is now normal. “I wonder if there was an accident?” he said to himself at the same moment thousands of other flummoxed drivers were asking the […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Transportation

Tragic: expat starves because no one on Facebook will tell him which shops are open on Sunday

April 12, 2018

Tragic: expat starves because no one on Facebook will tell him which shops are open on Sunday

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A man who only moved to the Grand Duchy last month nearly starved to death over the weekend after his pleas for help went ignored. On Sunday morning, Yusef Kaplan, 28, realized with horror that he had neglected to restock his refrigerator the day before. “Where I’m from, supermarkets are always open, so […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Luxembourg City

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