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New ‘third-option’ flush for expats who take larger shits

March 28, 2023

Toilet flushing power in Luxembourg

As proof Luxembourg wants everyone to feel welcomed, a local design company has unveiled a toilet with a more powerful third-option flush designed for expats whose shits are more massive than those of locals.  “We aim to make Luxembourg a place where all people feel recognized, regardless of their background, lifestyle, or the size of […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article

Beast mode: expat TOTALLY KILLS IT by speaking 3 words of Luxembourgish to recycling center staff

February 17, 2023

Expat Luxembourgish

A man who moved to Luxembourg 15 years ago and since then has made little effort to learn any of the official languages has nevertheless totally proved himself to be a linguistic rock star by speaking three words of Luxembourgish to recycling center staff.  The display of impromptu kick-assery happened on Friday morning when the […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Languages

Council of Expats condemn newcomer who had nerve to publicly complain

November 24, 2022

Council of Expats

A newcomer to Luxembourg who publicly expressed a few complaints about relocating and living here has been roundly rejected by the Council of Expats.  The Council, composed of the smuggest transplants who are fiercely proud of the rather mundane fact that they have lived here for a certain number of years, issued the rebuke following […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article

Expat confronts loud neighbor instead of first asking expat group for advice 

November 24, 2022

Expat neighbour Luxembourg

A woman who moved to Luxembourg with her partner two years ago has taken the unusual step of directly confronting a rude neighbor instead of first consulting with an online expat group. For days, Uriella Bodaart and her partner Sam Cogsworth had been kept up late by their neighbor’s nightly habit of playing the “Friends” […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article

If everyone here is so multilingual and cultured, then why does no one understand when I say ‘alright, alright, alright’?

November 10, 2022

Luxembourg cinema

Luxembourg is a great place, and in general, people here are quite knowledgeable about other languages, cultures, and seminal early 90s American films about teenagers who spend their free time cruising around looking for weed and beer.   However, I’ve begun to see that people here are not nearly as open-minded or educated as they pretend […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Opinion

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