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Dozens of Luxembourg companies report getting 6-page CV from applicant with zero actual experience

March 7, 2023

Long CV resume zero experience

Dozens of HR officers in Luxembourg have reported getting a six-page CV from a 23-year-old who, it turns out, has never held a job and does not have any real professional experience.  The firms contacted by the applicant, a graduate from a nearby French university, include three of the Big Four, five of the Medium […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Workplace

Woman comes back from holidays with refreshed, refocused hatred for job

August 25, 2022

Luxembourg woman hatred for job

A Luxembourg woman who was suffering from generalized dislike for her job before her summer vacation has returned from three relaxing weeks away with refreshed and refocused hatred.  “Before I left, I was really suffering from discontent for my work,” said Gaelle Leckey. “But it was a feeling that was all over the place, and […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Workplace

French boss throws a little English into presentation and people are like, mon dieu, he’s good

June 30, 2022

French boss Luxembourg English

The French-speaking director of a mostly French-speaking company based in Bertrange has just blown the minds of his team by using several English expressions during an all-hands meeting.  The show of linguistic force began on Thursday at 9:35 a.m. when Philippe Flavy, 45, announced that the company would be moving to a cloud computing service […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, French, Languages, Workplace

Lucky day: jobseeker gets a response even though company isn’t interested

May 19, 2022

Jobseeker Luxembourg HR email response

A jobseeker is being called “the luckiest man in the G.D.” after receiving a cordial response from a company to which he had sent his CV in response to a job posting – even though the company was not interested in his candidacy.  “Dear Mr. Aggarwal, thank you for your interest in working for us, […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Workplace

Everyone at business meeting still confused about greetings

May 9, 2022

Despite the feeling that life has mostly returned to normal, a group of adults at a business meeting have not been able to figure out how to greet each other.  The Wednesday meeting involved five otherwise competent professionals including two board members of a bank, a law partner, a counsel, and a senior legal officer.  […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Workplace

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