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‘Teleworking is the future,’ insists local visionary

December 28, 2020

Teleworking Luxembourg

A socially myopic Luxembourg office worker has expressed his “full agreement” with the government’s decision to mandate so-called teleworking, which he says should be the new norm thanks to widely available and inexpensive technology that “allows everyone to work from the comfort of their homes.” “It’s incomprehensible why society hasn’t transitioned to teleworking earlier,” he […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Workplace

‘Ghost in Luxembourg window’ just man who’s been stuck teleworking since he moved here

December 8, 2020

Ghost in Luxembourg window jut man who's teleworking

A supposed ghost inhabiting the attic studio of an apartment building in Luxembourg City is simply a new arrival who’s been stuck working from home since he moved here two months ago, it has been revealed.  The case, known as the “Haunting of Hollerich,” had baffled and excited residents of the building as well as […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Expats, Featured Article, Workplace

Woman working from home still blaming traffic for being late every morning

December 1, 2020

Teleworking Luxembourg traffic

A woman who invariably blames traffic for being late to work every day is still using the excuse, even now that she’s working from home. On Monday morning, the project manager was 10 minutes late for a budget review meeting on Webex, forcing the other participants to endure small talk about weather, humidity, and mold […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Transportation, Workplace

Scarf bros announce takeover of all offices in Luxembourg

November 25, 2020

Luxembourg scarf bros

A gang of nearly 120,000 fashion-conscious male office workers have announced they are going to continuously wear scarves indoors until April – and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. “We’re here, we’re many, and although it’s not actually cold where we work, we’re going to wear these woven neck wraps all the time,” said […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Workplace

Woman dreams of being able to shit at work

September 17, 2020

Woman dreams of being able to shit at work

A woman who describes her work life as “pleasant and fulfilling” says that she does have one major complaint, which is that she is unable to take care of all her business in the office toilet.  “I would love to be able to shit at work,” said lawyer Milena Sargsyan, 29, who has been employed […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Workplace

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