A newcomer to Luxembourg has apologized for having slipped the tongue to dozens of innocent and unsuspecting people, saying that he misunderstood the concept of greeting kisses. Tyler Skoby, 22, arrived in Luxembourg two weeks ago to spend the summer with his aunt, who soon after her nephew’s arrival gave a five-minute speech about cultural […]
A bit of friendly teasing is okay, but don’t cross the line, says Luxembourg
Luxembourg has warned you that a little bit of friendly teasing is fine, but you should not take it too far. “We’re very open to jokes about the weather, the salaries of bus drivers, and the way people from the north speak,” said Luxembourg. “Also, if you’d like to make fun of the snobs who […]
Luxembourg on lockdown after man threatens to make kachkéis-flavored beer
All of Luxembourg has been put on lockdown following a “credible threat” to make kachkéis-flavored beer, say police. The threat was made by Lintgen homebrewer Jethro Hopps, aged 34, who on Sunday discussed his plans for the next batch of beer. “I was thinking about doing something different next time,” Hopps said to his friends […]
Betrayal at the crosswalk: pedestrian doesn’t give you little wave
In what is being called “the ultimate act of betrayal” and “a sign that society is on the verge of collapse,” a pedestrian has failed to give a little wave of thanks after you let him cross the street. The backstabbing took place on Thursday afternoon, and it was made all the more audacious considering […]
Newcomer pronounces ‘Gromperekichelcher’ correctly on first try
In what’s being compared to a young Arthur pulling the sword from the stone, a new arrival in the Grand Duchy has managed to pronounce Gromperekichelcher correctly on the first try. On Wednesday, just days after moving to Luxembourg, Zaqueu Belem, 30, was taken by two colleagues to the Christmas market. Upon seeing a food […]
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