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Luxembourg, Burger King to merge

September 21, 2023

Luxembourger Burger King

Describing it as a delicious combo that’s been slowly broiling for a long time, the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg and the fast-food giant Burger King have announced plans to merge into a single unified chain-state.  “We both share a fondness for grilled meat, cold drinks, and fried potato items,” said Claude Krumper, who holds a […]

Filed Under: Dining and Nightlife, Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Politics and Government

Political parties as viewed by their websites 

August 20, 2023

Luxembourg political parties

They say that first impressions are usually (correction: always) the right impressions. That’s why we have taken a rapid look at each party’s website to determine what they stand for – whether they know it or not.  LSAP This is the party for people who love going to see movies, and LSAP members have the […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Politics and Government

Government to lower housing prices by spreading rumor country has cooties

April 27, 2022

Luxembourg housing prices cooties

The government of Luxembourg has announced a plan to drastically reduce housing prices by spreading a rumor that the entire country has cooties. Cooties is a highly infectious and possibly imaginary disease that little boys often accuse little girls of having, claims to which girls then say, “No, you have cooties.” Officials say state employees […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Politics and Government, Real Estate

Oh, no: NATO meant to send Putin a warning letter but accidentally gave him this adorable photo of kitten

February 3, 2022

Putin NATO kitten photo

In what is being compared to General Eisenhower trying to send Hitler a note that said “surrender now” but instead giving him a fantastic recipe for rhubarb pie, NATO has accidentally mailed Russian president Vladimir Putin a photo of a kitten. NATO spokesperson Bernard Easibrot said that the organization had intended on posting Putin a […]

Filed Under: Europe, Featured Article, Politics and Government

Luxembourg parliament accidentally votes in favor of vaccine ‘man dates’

January 25, 2022

Vaccine man dates

Luxembourg’s parliament on Tuesday voted nearly unanimously in favor of vaccine “man dates,” a typo that is now law and unfortunately cannot be undone. “I don’t know what man dates are exactly, but I’ve seen enough Hollywood comedies to make a guess,” said one deputy from the CSV. “It’s when a couple of dudes go […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Politics and Government

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