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Musk demands duchy give up X and become ‘Luembourg’

March 5, 2025

Musk tells Luxembourg to stop using letter X in name

Tech giant Elon Musk has demanded that Luxembourg give up the x in its name, saying that the letter is a registered trademark and belongs to him and his social media platform.  “Are your X are belong to us,” he said in a post, informally known as a xeet, formerly known as a tweet. The […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, International, Politics and Government

Caritas Luxembourg unveils new €60-million yacht named ‘Charity’

September 25, 2024

Caritas Luxembourg embezzlement yacht

Finally answering the question “where the hell did all those sixty-plus millions of euros of embezzled money go?” a source for the now mostly defunct Caritas Luxembourg has presented the organization’s latest acquisition: a luxury yacht lovingly named Charity.   “You may wonder why we’d need a luxury yacht that’s docked safely away from EU […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Politics and Government

State conducts survey to see if residents like surveys

March 14, 2024

Survey to see if residents like surveys

Following years of collecting statistics about how much money residents spend on food condiments per month and if they are satisfied with the way their neighbors take care of their gardens, the state has conducted a survey to see if residents like its surveys.  “We wanted to get more insight into how residents feel about […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Politics and Government

‘I’m available for selfies,’ Frieden reminds public

March 7, 2024

English official language Luxembourg

In a recent press conference to address the topic, Prime Minister Luc Frieden has reminded the public that he is available, willing, and happy to take selfies with members of the public.  “Just like my predecessor, I’m fun, spontaneous, and I know how to smile,” he said. “Like him, I’m very capable of walking around […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Politics and Government

Excellent choice, sir: why suspect photos in Luxembourg are aged like a fine whisky before release

December 11, 2023

Suspect photos Luxembourg aged like fine wine

In a network of tunnels below Luxembourg City is the cave where suspect photos are stored and aged like fine whisky until they are ready to be released to the public, explain law enforcement officials.  Officer Marco Trausch, who oversees the aging process, took the Wurst on a tour, explaining that when a photo of […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Politics and Government

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