While most people in Luxembourg have to take the vaccine offered to them, a lucky five residents will get to choose the one they want. “Those who find a golden ticket hidden in an otherwise ordinary letter from the government will be able to pick the vaccine of their dreams,” said program director Gui Vonka. […]
‘When’s weed going to be legal?’ man demands, for a friend
A resident who finds it curious that the government promised years ago to legalize cannabis has demanded to know when they’re going to deliver. “Not for me, it’s for a friend who is eagerly waiting,” he said. “Not that I’m opposed to cannabis, of course, and people say it’s safer than alcohol, less detrimental to […]
‘Wait, no, we’re actually against free movement,’ confirms government
Following recent claims from the minister of foreign affairs that it’s wrong to limit free movement, the government has backtracked, now insisting it’s perfectly acceptable to limit free movement. “Jean Asselborn was just talking a rubbish when he said all that stuff in defence of free movement,” said a government source, referring to remarks Asselborn […]
How to say ‘Yo bitches, where’s my vaccine?’ in a nice way
Most of us who have relocated to Luxembourg like it here. Many of us love the country. And you probably know at least one expat who loves it in a way that is still illegal in many parts of the world. However, in the time of Covid, our warm feelings for the country are peppered […]
Government unveils vaccination phases 7 to 17
Following the release of the vaccination campaign which includes six phases based on age, the Ministry of Health has unveiled a follow-up campaign to catch people who slip through the first one. This second campaign, known simply as Campaign II, will consist of phases seven to 17 – providing more than enough opportunities for everyone […]
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