Describing it as a delicious combo that’s been slowly broiling for a long time, the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg and the fast-food giant Burger King have announced plans to merge into a single unified chain-state. “We both share a fondness for grilled meat, cold drinks, and fried potato items,” said Claude Krumper, who holds a […]
Schueberfouer monument to honor the hundreds of bankers buried under Glacis parking lot
Admitting that it is insensitive to continue holding the annual Schueberfauer on sacred ground without honoring those entombed below it, officials have unveiled a statue of a financial services professional that will become a permanent feature of the fair. The statue, called the Unknown Portfolio Manager, is located between the Jean La Gaufre stand and […]
Expat only interested in ‘the best’ everything
A newly arrived expat has confirmed that regarding suggestions from others, he is only interested in the best, and if you suggest anything less than the best, he will disregard your advice and possibly judge you. “Hi, I’ve just moved to Luxembourg, and I need to open a bank account,” the man wrote in an […]
New warning system for when someone tries to put ketchup on Gromperekichelcher
Officials in Luxembourg are setting up a warning system to alert authorities, vendors, and innocent bystanders when someone attempts to put ketchup or other unauthorized condiments on their Gromperekichelcher. The Gromperekichelchen, a fried potato cake that is often served at Christmas markets and other outdoor events, is considered a national treasure and has a special […]
Revealed: thousands of expats in Luxembourg forced to endure minor inconveniences
Following an 18-month study of expat online support groups, the Luxembourg Wurst has uncovered a shocking pattern of expats being forced to suffer from inconveniences – nearly every day. While the inconveniences range from tiny and nearly imperceptible to minor and terribly silly, all of them are serious, say the expats themselves. “This is a […]
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