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Knock A Shining Dog

Nobody came to his birthday party, so a bunch of firemen showed up and told him to stop acting like an asshole all the time

June 25, 2021

When a seven-year-old boy in Capellen invited his classmates to his birthday party but none showed up, a group of helpful firemen stepped in to explain to the boy that he’s a little asshole and that’s why no one came. Massimo Bucci had been looking forward to last weekend’s party for weeks, says his mother […]

Filed Under: Education, Expats, Featured Article

Child born to atone for linguistic sins of expat parents 

May 10, 2021

Expat baby Luxembourg

An expat couple who have lived in Luxembourg for most of their adult lives yet never learned any of the three official languages have brought a child into the world to atone for their linguistic sins, it has been revealed.  The girl, named Agnes, was born at the CHL maternity clinic last Friday. She was […]

Filed Under: Education, Expats, Featured Article, Languages

Private school raises €59,000 for student whose father drives a Peugeot

April 26, 2021

Private school fundraiser for student whose father drives a Peugeot

As proof that a little bit of generosity goes a long way, students at a private school in Luxembourg City have raised enough money so that a classmate whose father drives a Peugeot can get something better.  Thomas Dortland, 15, began attending the Global Academy last year when his family relocated to Luxembourg. Since then, […]

Filed Under: Education, Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Adorable: kid draws picture for education minister 

February 9, 2021

Luxembourg child drawing

Following last week’s fun surprise order for schools to close, a Luxembourg child has drawn an adorable thank-you picture ostensibly meant for Claude Meisch, the Minister of Education, Children, and Youth. Enzo Borelli, aged 8, drew the picture on Monday, but it’s not clear if it ever arrived at the ministry because the envelope child […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Education, Featured Article, Politics and Government

Outrage after foyer employee ‘wore fake tattoos to get job’

September 22, 2020

Luxembourg foyer tattoos

A Luxembourg City woman has been released from employment by a foyer scolaire after it was revealed that her arm tattoos, which are generally a requirement for all staff, were fake.  The deception was uncovered on Wednesday afternoon by an observant five-year-old who noticed that the sunflower on the 25-year-old woman’s shoulder had begun to […]

Filed Under: Education, Featured Article

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