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Adorable: kid draws picture for education minister 

February 9, 2021

Luxembourg child drawing

Following last week’s fun surprise order for schools to close, a Luxembourg child has drawn an adorable thank-you picture ostensibly meant for Claude Meisch, the Minister of Education, Children, and Youth. Enzo Borelli, aged 8, drew the picture on Monday, but it’s not clear if it ever arrived at the ministry because the envelope child […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Education, Featured Article, Politics and Government

Outrage after foyer employee ‘wore fake tattoos to get job’

September 22, 2020

Luxembourg foyer tattoos

A Luxembourg City woman has been released from employment by a foyer scolaire after it was revealed that her arm tattoos, which are generally a requirement for all staff, were fake.  The deception was uncovered on Wednesday afternoon by an observant five-year-old who noticed that the sunflower on the 25-year-old woman’s shoulder had begun to […]

Filed Under: Education, Featured Article

‘Stop claiming you’re teaching,’ say actual teachers

April 24, 2020

Luxembourg teacher

Parents in Luxembourg who complain-brag about having to become full-time teachers are being reminded that putting your child in front of a tablet for three hours every morning doesn’t count as teaching, nor does it count as doing something full-time.  “Having your kid binge-watch educational videos doesn’t mean you’re a teacher now,” say teachers. “It […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Education, Featured Article, Parenting

‘One month equals 46,080 minutes,’ demonic child informs mother

April 15, 2020

Luxembourg child school

A child from Beggen who is clearly driven by evil and a desire to inflict pain on innocent people casually informed his mother on Wednesday evening that one month equals 46,080 minutes.  The vile calculation came just moments after Betina Moltze, 36, told her son Viktor that the Ministry of Education had announced that schools […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Education, Featured Article, Parenting

Back to school in Luxembourg City

September 16, 2019

Filed Under: Education, Leisure and Lifestyle

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