LUXEMBOURG-VILLE – A retired couple who sold you a house that your friends privately acknowledge is “crappy” have announced plans to buy a Mediterranean island with the money they’ve now got thanks to you. “When we bought the crappy house in the 1990s, we never imagined we could trade it for anything other than an […]
New companies offer bed-sharing services
In response to growing demand for inexpensive lodging close to Luxembourg City, several start-ups are now offering bed-sharing services. Like office sharing, bed sharing is an attractive option for students, freelancers just starting out, or anyone earning less than 1.5 times the legal minimum salary. “I was making 2200 euros a month, and half that […]
Buy now: homes on sale for 125% of usual price
Now that the sales period has begun, property sellers in Luxembourg are offering homes for a solid fraction above their usual prices. Real estate investor Landon Richer says this period is one of his favorite times to raise prices by 10, 20, or even 50 percent. “We’re slashing prices upwards and giving ourselves the best […]
Man begs dominatrix to escalate pain by showing him property listings
A Luxembourg City man who was approaching the end of a session with a professional dominatrix has begged her to escalate his pain by showing him local property listings, according to sources. The man, who has been a renter since moving here nine years ago, visits the Kirchberg BDSM dungeon at least once a week. […]
New Church of the Holy Property Market opens in Luxembourg
A new church dedicated to worshipping the bountiful and all-powerful property market has opened its doors in Kirchberg. The inspiration for the church came from Jean-Claude Hustler, whose modest three-bedroom house that his great-grandfather bought for six donkeys and a bottle of wine is now worth two million euros. “I was sitting in my garden […]
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