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Knock A Shining Dog

Oh no: friend traveled back in time to buy house at 1998 price, but now she won’t stop singing Backstreet Boys and trying to send everyone messages via AIM

March 10, 2023

Luxembourg woman time travels

It began as an inspiring story about a woman’s deep knowledge of theoretical physics and her struggle to buy a home in Luxembourg at a reasonable price, but it has turned into a nightmare for the woman’s friends.  Gulnora Jamalova moved to Luxembourg five years ago to work for the Luxembourg Institute of Science and […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate

Housing prices plummet from ‘freaking expensive’ to ‘super costly’ 

February 25, 2023

Housing costs Luxembourg

Experts have confirmed that during the last 12 months, home prices in Luxembourg have plummeted from levels that would have made your grandmother pass out to ones that only would have made her raise her fist in righteous indignation and shout, “my god, that’s a lot of money.” “Last year at this time, we were […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate

Deposit kept tightly in landlord’s butt has turned into diamond 

January 17, 2023

Luxembourg landlord deposit diamond

Opening up new possibilities for the global gem trade, a Luxembourg landlord has revealed that a rental deposit he kept tightly guarded between his buttocks has turned into a diamond.  Pietro Calvadore originally placed the 5400-euro deposit into his rear in 2012 after tenants Leon and Deanna Greaves moved into a one-bedroom Merl flat he […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate

Landlady wonders if she can keep deposit because tenant cleaned too well

November 1, 2022

Luxembourg rental deposit owner

A landlady who conducted a moving-out inspection on Tuesday and reluctantly conceded that the apartment was in excellent shape now wonders if she could keep the deposit because the tenant cleaned too well.  “I was hoping there would be a few scuff marks in the hallway so I could say we’d need to repaint the […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate

Polyamory only solution to housing crisis, ministry admits 

November 1, 2022

Polyamory Luxembourg

Following predictions that housing prices will continue to rise despite a slowdown in the market, the government has admitted that the only solution to the crisis is a widespread and enthusiastic move toward polyamorous households. “Look, it’s not like we can force 85-year-old grannies to sell the 2.5 hectares that have been in their families […]

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