The individual who won €349,652 at the casino in Mondorf-les-Bains last week has fulfilled a lifelong wish by purchasing a dream parking spot close to Luxembourg City. “It’s what I’ve always wanted,” said the lucky winner, an administrative assistant who lives near Perl. “A functional one-car garage at the end of a dilapidated road on […]
Man hesitating between 35-square-metre studio in Luxembourg or mansion in home country
A foreign-born resident of Luxembourg who is planning on buying a home has confirmed that he cannot decide between a cramped studio flat in Bonnevoie or a luxury villa in his home country. “It’d be nice to own property here because I work here,” he said. “Sure, 35 squares metres on the fourth floor of […]
Father tells scary story about time he went to Gare after dark
Admitting later that perhaps they’re too young to hear about such horrors, a local father has recounted to his children the spookiest bedtime story they’ve ever heard: about the time he found himself near the Gare after dark. “So kids, I was new to Luxembourg, and I was supposed to meet some colleagues for dinner […]
Hungover Luxembourg speculator wakes up and realizes he drunkenly bought housing units for everyone in bar
A property speculator from Luxembourg City woke up with a feeling of immense regret on Saturday upon realizing that, during the night of heavy drinking, he bought a round of expensive housing units for total strangers. Trying to piece together the night, Pascal Baptista, 35, remembered that after emptying several bottles of wine while dining […]
Supercomputer ‘totally confused’ by plan to house it in Luxembourg
A European supercomputer scheduled to be installed in Luxembourg in 2020 has issued a sharp rebuke to the plan, saying you don’t need to be capable of performing quadrillions of calculations per second to figure out that it’s too expensive here. “I’m totally confused, because these people tell me I’m going to Luxembourg to help […]
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