LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Following the failure of a petition to require the Chamber of Deputies to debate adding English as the country’s fourth official language, leaders have decided to scrap “Let’s make it happen,” admitting that Luxembourg’s brand tagline should, for obvious reasons, be in French, German, or Luxembourgish. “True, we promote ourselves as an international […]
Red alert: expat mums group infiltrated by Luxembourger
A group of expat mothers who meet once a week to freely complain about Luxembourg has been infiltrated by a Luxembourger, according to sources. The group, whose WhatsApp name is “Tuesday coffee – mums,” was formed in 2016 by Ophelia Moore and Yulia Boristencky, whose sons attend the same private school. Lorena Salazar and Annabella […]
Casino jackpot winner buys dream Lux-ville parking spot
The individual who won €349,652 at the casino in Mondorf-les-Bains last week has fulfilled a lifelong wish by purchasing a dream parking spot close to Luxembourg City. “It’s what I’ve always wanted,” said the lucky winner, an administrative assistant who lives near Perl. “A functional one-car garage at the end of a dilapidated road on […]
Shocker: all expats revealed to be immigrants
WILTZ — A new report from the Center for Applied Lexicology has revealed that no fewer than all of the people in Luxembourg who refer themselves as expats are actually immigrants. The report is based on findings from a year-long study during which a team of researchers asked expats the question, “Did you move here […]