A resident who finds it curious that the government promised years ago to legalize cannabis has demanded to know when they’re going to deliver. “Not for me, it’s for a friend who is eagerly waiting,” he said. “Not that I’m opposed to cannabis, of course, and people say it’s safer than alcohol, less detrimental to […]
Luxembourg to create ‘own international celebrity’
Luxembourg officials have announced they’re ready to take the next step in becoming an important global actor: create the country’s first international celebrity. “Develop our commercial space industry, check,” said Carlos Hombart of the Initiative for International Recognition. “Become the first country in the world to offer nation-wide, free public transport, check.” “Create the first […]
Catastrophe: Luxembourg City man loses scarf
A Luxembourg City man and member of the country’s largest scarf-appreciation club has lost his scarf, according to sources who observed him crying at work. “My scarf is my everything,” said Michael Saetang, a member of the Scarf Bros. since 2018. “Designer trousers, my beautiful silk ties, even my carefully matched shoes and belt mean […]
Man risks life by giving girlfriend flowers on Women’s Day
STEINSEL – A Luxembourg man has risked potentially furious retaliation from his girlfriend after deciding to buy her flowers for International Women’s Day. At first, Daniel Barbaneagra says, buying flowers seemed like an inoffensive gift idea for a holiday with rather unclear expectations of men. After work, Barbaneagra stopped at a flower shop to pick […]
Fun things to do when you’ve done everything else
You’ve watched everything on Netflix, read all your books, and you’ve done so much scrolling on your phone that your thumb could win a bodybuilding contest. Now you face total boredom. But don’t lose hope. There are still plenty of fun things to do. Play ‘Can we go to Ikea?’ drinking game A simple game. […]
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