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The current measures are too strict … I mean, we need stricter measures 

January 5, 2021

Luxembourg measures are too strict and too lenient

I’ve honestly had it up to here with the government. One day we’re the Greater Region’s shining model of sensibility and balance in regards to Covid measures, and the next day Mr. Bettel and his minions slap us with a curfew of 11, and a day later they drop the curfew to nine o’clock. What […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Opinion, Politics and Government

Opinion: we must continue social distancing … okay, I guess we’re doing cheek kisses again 

September 16, 2020

Social distancing luxembourg

All around the country, people are breathing a sigh of relief as normalcy seems to slowly return. Kids are back in school and, to our great relief, the number of COVID-19 cases appears to be dropping.  Despite our hard-won victories against the virus, we must not let our guard down. It’s vital that we continue […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Luxembourgish Customs, Opinion

This is no time for calm rationality. We need panic. 

March 11, 2020

If you follow what’s going on in other countries, you see nothing but healthy scenes of unbridled panic as populations react and overreact to the threat of the coronavirus: hoarding cans of tuna fish, fighting in supermarket parking lots, and strangers insulting each other because one of them coughed. Yet here in Luxembourg, people are […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Health, Opinion

Don’t be afraid of the virus. Mommy has built us a fortress of toilet paper.

March 7, 2020

Coronavirus toilet paper fortress mommy

Kids, I want to talk to you about the virus that’s going around. I know you’ve learned about it in school, and you’ve probably heard things from other children. It’s true that we can’t protect ourselves from everything, but we can prepare ourselves for the worst.  The moment I learned that the coronavirus was headed […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Health, Opinion, Parenting

Moien, um, please restructure your administration to meet my linguistic needs

November 20, 2019

Moien, um, could you please restructure your administration to meet my linguistic needs?

Moien, bonjour, and guten whatever. Do you speak English? Great, that’s a relief. Um, could you please restructure your administration to meet my linguistic needs? I know, I realize that would require tens of thousands of civil servants to sort of, um, yeah, take one or 10 English courses, a difficult proficiency exam, maybe spend […]

Filed Under: Expats, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Languages, Opinion

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