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Knock A Shining Dog

Almost fooled us: this expat greeted the waiter in Luxembourgish, ordered in French, but had to switch to English when a question was asked 

October 25, 2022

Expat English Luxembourg restaurant

What started off as a very convincing show of facile multilingualism quickly fell apart when a Luxembourg City waiter posed a question to the customer.   Until that moment, Max Mirel has convinced himself and his two friends visiting from out of town that he was a regular Luxembourg polyglot, effortlessly dancing between languages after having […]

Filed Under: Dining and Nightlife, Expats, Featured Article, Languages

In defense of €11.50 for a liter of water

September 15, 2022

Water expensive Luxembourg

Following the revelation that one or more restaurants at the Schueberfouer now charge €11.50 for a liter of bottled water, many Luxembourg residents have expressed outrage, describing such prices as exploitation. However, there is a very simple explanation why €11.50 is actually a very fair deal. Miracle of chemistry To start off, water doesn’t just […]

Filed Under: Dining and Nightlife, Featured Article, Holidays, Schueberfouer

Woman going to center for huge street party looks for clothes that will match spilled drinks, ashes, sweat from strangers

June 22, 2022

Luxembourg National Day clothes

A Luxembourg City woman who is going to the all-night party in the center in celebration of National Day on June 23 has spent nearly two hours looking for the right outfit to match all the random substances that will end up on her before the night’s end, she says.  “Red from the Negroni I’ll […]

Filed Under: Dining and Nightlife, Featured Article, Holidays

Strange but true: WeDely order delivered by a woman

April 19, 2022

WeDely driver Luxembourg

Prompting exclamations of “crazy,” “unreal,” and “mate, bro, dude,” a food order placed through WeDely was delivered by a woman.  The incident occurred on Monday shortly after 7:30 p.m. when Luxembourg City resident Tobias Slauthe ordered spring rolls, spicy soup, and a plate of sashimi from his favorite sushi restaurant. When his doorbell rang 35 […]

Filed Under: Dining and Nightlife, Featured Article

Bar owner also surprised anyone willing to pay 20 euros for a cocktail

July 22, 2021

Luxembourg price of a cocktail

The owner of a trendy bar in Luxembourg City has responded to an unprecedented complaint about the price of cocktails with, “Yeah, it’s ridiculous, isn’t it?” Damien Bouze says that when he opened his bar three years ago, he had planned on charging fifteen euros for a cocktail, which he thought was already a lot.  […]

Filed Under: Dining and Nightlife, Featured Article

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