Describing it as a delicious combo that’s been slowly broiling for a long time, the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg and the fast-food giant Burger King have announced plans to merge into a single unified chain-state. “We both share a fondness for grilled meat, cold drinks, and fried potato items,” said Claude Krumper, who holds a […]
Grand Duke to fly above capital with crémant-powered jetpack for national day
A spokesperson for the Grand Ducal Court has confirmed that, in honour of National Day on June 23, Grand Duke Henri will fly above Luxembourg City on a jetpack powered by Crémant de Luxembourg. The custom-made propulsion device will permit HRH to enjoy an overhead view of his enormous birthday party while giving hundreds of […]
Native mullet discovered in north of Luxembourg
Proving that the fashions of the 80s and early 90s have not gone extinct everywhere in Luxembourg, a genuine mullet has been discovered in the north. The hairdo was first observed by a group of tourists who had stopped for lunch in Clervaux. Upon returning home, one of the tourists sent a photo of the […]
Wild farmers to be reintroduced to Luxembourg City
Saying they were once as common as young men on electric scooters are today, wildlife officials have announced they are going to reintroduce wild farmers to Luxembourg City. “For millennia, farmers could be found everywhere, from the area that is now called Cloche d’Or all the way to the Kirchberg plateau,” said biologist Penelope Bambridge. […]
Wine snob to transition to weed snob
A wine snob from Sandweiler has announced that as soon as recreational cannabis becomes legalized, he will immediately transition to being a weed snob. Philippe Vineux, 34, admits that he has only smoked cannabis a handful of times, most recently last summer in Barcelona during a music festival where friends later reported he was dancing […]
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