LUXEMBOURG CITY — Citing increased demand, Luxembourg’s national railway company CFL has announced a new direct train line from the main station in the capital to your mother’s house. “The number of requests for such a line has skyrocketed in recent years,” says CFL spokesperson Joe Zuchmann. “Everyone knows about your mum, and apparently everyone […]
Luxembourg public transport etiquette: updated guidelines
As a passenger on a bus, train, or tram, you may find yourself aggravated by the poor behavior of others. You might long for the days of yesteryear when upon boarding, gentlemen tipped their hats to ladies, and children got on their hands and knees to serve as impromptu seats for elderly passengers. Those times […]
Taking responsibility: after this teen and his friends smashed the fuck out of a Vel’oh, they left it where VDL workers might find and repair it
While many adults disparage today’s youth for being self-centered and useless, one Luxembourg City teen has shown there’s still hope for the future. Giorgios Taliotou, aged 16, was having a typical Friday evening with his two friends when they decided it would be cool to forcibly remove a Vel’oh from its station and ride it […]
At last: you may now take your car with you on the tram
After years of head-scratching and wondering why so many commuters continually refuse to take public transport even as infrastructure such as the tramline improves, officials have decided to just allow people to bring their cars onto the tram. “The problem is not so much that commuters don’t want to take the tram,” said Jos Zuch, […]
Confirmed: dogs behave better than humans on tram
As part of its effort to review the policy of allowing pets, Luxtram has dispatched a team of animal psychologists to ride the tram and compare the behavior of dogs to their civilized human counterparts. Madisson Nestor, known as MadNes in animal psychology circles, says she was shocked by what she observed. “Being loud and […]
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