• Expats
  • Grand Duchy of Luxembourg
    • Real Estate
    • Transportation
    • Luxembourg City
    • Politics and Government
    • Education
    • Luxembourgish Customs
    • Luxembourg History
    • Royal Family of Luxembourg
    • Finance and Banking
    • Business
  • Languages
    • Luxembourgish
    • French
    • German
  • Workplace
  • Leisure and Lifestyle
    • Holidays and Events
      • Schueberfouer
      • Christmas Market
      • Bazar International
    • Dining and Nightlife
    • Shopping
    • Parenting
    • Health
    • Luxembourg Wurst Magazine
    • Interviews and Profiles
    • Opinion
      • Wise Expat Sage
  • Greater Region
    • Belgium

Luxembourg Wurst

Knock A Shining Dog

Baby curious about exhausted couple that remove her from creche every night before bed

October 10, 2019

Luxembourg creche baby SANDWEILER — A local nine-month-old has expressed a strong desire to know more about the visibly fatigued couple who remove her from the creche every night just before bedtime.

“Usually it’s the woman who takes me, but occasionally it’s the man, and they never come at the same time,” the baby said through an interpreter. “I have so many questions, questions I hope to express when I’m able to coordinate my lungs, larynx, tongue, and lips.”

“Who are these people?” the baby added. “Do they run a company that puts babies to sleep? And why do they have dark circles under their eyes?”

The baby went on to say that she’s not afraid of the couple, and that she finds them affable and warm. 

“They don’t give off kidnapper vibes,” she said. “They smell pleasantly familiar, and they always make sure I’m buckled snuggly into the seat in the car before I drift off to sleep.”

The baby says one thing does bother her: she doesn’t understand how she ends up back home at the creche every morning. 

“Do Juju or Mana play some role in this?” she said, referring to creche employees Julie and Emmanuelle, for whom she has developed a strong affection. “Do they meet the couple in a parking lot just after I fall asleep and drive me back?”

Luxembourg Wurst t-shirts and hoodies on Amazon

Check out our archives of 700+ articles, enough to make your eyes bleed!

Filed Under: Featured Article, Parenting

Follow the Wurst

Follow the Wurst FacebookFollow the Wurst Twitter
Luxembourg Wurst t-shirts and hoodies
Luxembourg woman time travels

Oh no: friend traveled back in time to buy house at 1998 price, but now she won’t stop singing Backstreet Boys and trying to send everyone messages via AIM

Long CV resume zero experience

Dozens of Luxembourg companies report getting 6-page CV from applicant with zero actual experience

Asshole Luxembourg driver

For a good cause: this guy speeds through residential neighborhoods to raise awareness for how much of a fucking asshole he is

Corporate storyteller Luxembourg

Corporate storyteller thought he was meant to tell stories about corporations

About the Luxembourg Wurst

Disclaimer

Contact Us

Luxembourg Wurst © 2023