It’s December, that time of the year when companies thank their tired and overworked employees by hosting an obligatory six-hour dinner in the middle of a busy week. Half of the employees will respond to this kind gesture by getting sloppy drunk and trying to show the elderly CEO how to breakdance, while the other […]
Luxembourg woman nostalgic for Christmas slush
ESCH-SUR-ALZETTE — Saying that she doesn’t know if it’s climate change or something else that has altered weather patterns, a local grandmother has expressed a deep longing to once again wake up on Christmas morning and see the ground covered with a thick layer of slush, just as when she was a girl. “I grew […]
Time traveller from future: today’s traffic ‘wonderful’
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — An individual who was allegedly sent back from the year 2048 to issue a warning has been unable to fulfill her mission because she could not stop marvelling about how great the traffic is today. “Luxembourg residents of the past, I come to warn you about an impending disaster that will lead to […]
Frustrated Luxembourg teen doesn’t know which of 5 languages to vandalize in
KAYL — What started off as a mission to spray paint a simple anti-capitalist message on an old building turned into a frustrating ordeal for one teen when he couldn’t figure out which of his five languages to use. Yannick Pereira, 17, had hoped to spray paint the words “I shop therefore I am” to […]
Expat furious that crappy Tex-Mex from own country even crappier here
WALFERDANGE — A man who moved to Luxembourg three years ago is railing against restaurants that serve the cheap and unremarkable Tex-Mex cuisine from his home country — and make it even cheaper and more unremarkable. “Back home, every city and town has at least one really mediocre Tex-Mex restaurant where you can get low-quality […]
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