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‘You’ll never defeat me!’ shouts local man, still wearing scarf, at sun

July 14, 2023

Luxembourg man scarf sun

A local man described by friends and family as “your average scarf lover” who “regards a naked neck as unsightly and wrong” has announced that no matter how long this summer heat lasts, he will not admit defeat by removing his scarf.  Despite what seems to be a permanent rise in global temperatures and particularly […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, RTL Today

Six modern-day Luxembourg medical problems

November 1, 2022

Luxembourg medical problems

During the past several months, Luxembourg health professionals have seen a spike in the frequency of these previously obscure medical problems. Petrol neck A form of whiplash caused by repeatedly bobbing your head as you watch gas prices go up and down. And up and down. And up. Treatment: take public transport twice a day […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, RTL Today

Youth sports tournament gives parents right to start drinking at 10 a.m.

November 1, 2022

Sport events drinking Luxembourg

Dozens of mostly Luxembourgish parents have yet again demonstrated respect for a long-standing tradition of drinking in the morning hours of a children’s sports tournament.  Last Sunday’s basketball tournament was “as good a reason as any other for some early drinking,” said Marc Groben, cracking open his first beer at 9:49 a.m, immediately following the […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Luxembourgish Customs, Parenting, RTL Today

7 sponsorships the country needs to pursue right now

June 15, 2022

Red Bull Bridge Luxembourg

Everyone likes money, especially when all you have to do is sacrifice a little bit of your national pride to get it. Here are seven ideas for sponsorship deals that could bring the duchy some easy money. Red Bull Bridge  Give this iconic bridge Taurine-powered oomph by teaming up with the preferred drink of under-21 […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, RTL Today

Most common expat superpowers

April 19, 2022

Expat superpowers Luxembourg

Contrary to the belief that most expats in Luxembourg are unassuming and maybe a little dull, many actually have amazing powers that are so super they qualify as, well, superpowers.  Invisibility Perhaps it’s a reaction to an unfamiliar tradition or cultural practice, or maybe it’s just a feeling of generally being lost and confused. In […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, RTL Today

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