A Luxembourg woman has decided to get rid of her bed as it was taking up precious space that could be used for more throw pillows. “They say you can never have enough throw pillows to decorate, obstruct, and fundamentally ruin your sleeping area,” said Beate Horn. “They are right.” On Thursday, workers removed Horn’s […]
Luxembourg church bell ringing transitions to alert system
Following the successful test of the new emergency alert system which caused half of the country’s population to leap several meters in the air, the Catholic Archdiocese of Luxembourg has announced it will switch to a similar system for the ringing of church bells. “For years, the Church has been the leader in the hey-you-wake-up […]
Contact info for reliable handyman locked in vault like nuclear codes
Saying that the information is far too important for anyone else to have, a Luxembourg resident has locked up the phone number of a reliable handyman as if the number contained nuclear codes. The name and number was written on a piece of paper and placed inside of an underground vault the woman who possesses […]
Child believes parents cried on back-to-school day because they were sad
A Bettembourg eight-year-old whose tearful parents accompanied him to school for the first day back is convinced they were crying due to sadness. The child, who was rushed out the door on Tuesday “in a flurry of hoorays and huzzahs,” says he was touched that at first his parents pretended to be excited on what […]
Couple’s nickname for Schueberfouer reaches record 26 syllables
The nickname used by a Luxembourg couple for the annual Schueberfouer has reached a record 26 syllables, according to official sources. The couple, who have struggled to correctly pronounce the name of the end-of-summer funfair since moving to the country six years ago, deny that their feat was intentional. “I had asked my partner Claire […]
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