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Luxembourg meteorologist accidentally issues same forecast 3 weeks running and no one notices

An investigation has opened into how the chief of the country’s meteorological office accidentally issued the same weather forecast three weeks in a row and no one noticed. Over a three-week period beginning in October, Philippe-Emmanuel Labrume did not update the outlook on state-owned site isitstillraining.lu – “cloudy with a chance of drizzle.” The error […]

Group holds seance to commune with spirit of friend who moved over German border 

A group of friends who live near Luxembourg City held a seance on Wednesday evening in an attempt to communicate with a friend they lost to Germany nearly six years ago.  Gregorius Saphir was pulled into a border village on what was an otherwise peaceful summer’s day, a tragic event which still haunts the group […]

Adults reach point in dinner where it’s time to recount home purchases

Seven adult friends having an otherwise lively dinner party have reached the point in the evening where they are obliged to report their successful Luxembourg property investment. The heaviness was preceded by conversations about roller coasters, everyone’s first time being drunk, and a new sex toy musical instrument called the Saxopenis – in that order.  […]

Expat wearing ‘house clothes’ while shopping reprimanded

An expat who went shopping while wearing “inappropriately casual” clothes that are “more suitable for an afternoon of scrubbing mold from bathroom walls” has been reprimanded.  While playing video games on Saturday afternoon, expat Christa Drabgarb, 25, decided she needed a few things from the store. Wearing an old grey sweatsuit with a hole above […]

Luxembourg City parents buy off-road luxury pram

Saying they needed yet another unnecessary and ostentatious purchase to match their luxury SUV that gives the impression they go for weekend drives in muddy river beds, through swamps, and up the sides of mountains, a Luxembourg City couple have purchased an off-road luxury pram.  The pram comes with a designer interior, monotube shocks, and […]