In response to claims by motorists, cyclists, and electric scooterists that they alone have the right to use the streets, VDL officials have unveiled an easy solution: new 3-in-1 lanes. “Car drivers believe they own the roads, cyclists believe they do, and electric scooterists – well, actually they haven’t got a clue about anything and […]
Trailing spouses play-act they still have careers
Dozens of trailing spouses who interrupted their careers to relocate to Luxembourg and now find themselves jobless and frustrated have formed a make-believe job marketplace in which they still have value. The group’s main activities include interviewing each for imaginary jobs, pretending to hire one another for these non-existent positions, and play-acting that they are […]
Luxembourg turns goth for next 6 months
A new study suggests that a majority of Luxembourg residents have become goths without even realizing it and will spend the next six months espousing the goth lifestyle. Dr. Ravn Vik, a goth and professor of goth studies at the University of Wiltz, led the inquiry, asking hundreds of Luxembourg residents to complete a survey. […]
Luxembourg agrees to make English official language ‘as long as we get to choose which English it is’
Facing yet more demands that English be adopted as the fourth official language of Luxembourg, the government has decided to agree on the condition that they choose which English it is. “To the Brits, don’t think we’re going to adopt the Queen’s English just because the UK is, or was, in Europe,” the government said […]
Luxembourgish grandpa can’t wait to visit public bookcase to unload old crap
MERSCH –A grandfather from the center of the county has announced that he is delighted by the nearby installation of a public bookcase because he needs a place to dump his old crap. The books, all of which are either in German or French and were published in the 1970s or 1980s, range from weird […]
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