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Discarded eco-bags come back to haunt woman

Hundreds of eco-bags that a Luxembourg resident has thrown away over the years have come back to terrorize her, according to the horrified woman.  The incident occurred on Wednesday night, says Liddy Corral, who estimates she’s discarded at least 300 of the items since moving to Luxembourg in 2015. The gunk-covered receptacles, buried under tons […]

Woman quits job so she can compliment other women on their updated photos full-time

An architect from Sandweiler has announced she’s quitting her job so she can spend more time complimenting her female social media contacts when they update their profile photos.   Leila Oddone says that because she has around 750 friends on Facebook as well as countless others on LinkedIn and other networks, she’s confronted with up to 100 […]

Bike owners advised to lock bikes to self at night

Following an increase in the number of bicycles stolen at night from garages, cellars, and storage spaces, police are recommending that Luxembourg residents lock their bikes to themselves while they sleep.    “A woman in Luxembourg City had her bike stolen from her balcony – on the fifth floor,” said police spokesperson Marco Trausch. “In Bascharage, […]

Expats confused by mysterious letters on commune door

In what appears to be an attempt to confuse innocent people, three mysterious and seemingly random letters have been posted on the door of a Luxembourg commune.  The letters, along with a bizarre image of a person raising a finger, baffled four expats who had planned on taking care of some routine administrative matters.  “Sorry, […]