Finally answering the question “where the hell did all those sixty-plus millions of euros of embezzled money go?” a source for the now mostly defunct Caritas Luxembourg has presented the organization’s latest acquisition: a luxury yacht lovingly named Charity. “You may wonder why we’d need a luxury yacht that’s docked safely away from EU […]
‘Ready, lads?’ Luxembourg man gathers scarves like officer readying troops for battle
Saying the time to prove themselves is now, a Luxembourg man has gathered all of his scarves for a rousing speech before going into the battle that is the chilly post-Schueberfouer weather. The talk was given on Wednesday morning in the man’s bedroom while outside winds pelted the land with cold rain. “Boys, you have […]
Why I drive a safari vehicle even if I’m a 40-year-old office worker
It doesn’t matter if you live in the poshest neighborhood in the capital or a working-class town in the south. You certainly have a neighbor like me who drives a vehicle that looks more suitable for a South African safari guide named Rolph who hasn’t shaved in six days and has fresh buffalo blood on […]
10 types of guys you find in Luxembourg weight rooms
Among the fairly innocuous guys you find in weight rooms in Luxembourg, you will most certainly also encounter these 10 types. Stinky von Rotten We’ve all gone to the gym a little unfresh, but Stinky von Rotten takes it to a whole new level, refusing showers and deodorants lest they mask his natural alpha pheromones. […]
Young people rush outside during 5-minute break in rain to perform weird mating dance
Frustrated by rain and overcast skies and feeling their natural urges taking over, thousands of young adults rushed outside on Wednesday to attempt a ritual mating dance during a few minutes of sunshine. The rush occurred between 9:41 and 9:45 while many of the young people were in class or at work. Surprise and anger […]
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