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Why I drive a safari vehicle even if I’m a 40-year-old office worker

August 15, 2024

Safari vechile

It doesn’t matter if you live in the poshest neighborhood in the capital or a working-class town in the south. You certainly have a neighbor like me who drives a vehicle that looks more suitable for a South African safari guide named Rolph who hasn’t shaved in six days and has fresh buffalo blood on […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

10 types of guys you find in Luxembourg weight rooms 

July 24, 2024

Luxembourg weight rooms

Among the fairly innocuous guys you find in weight rooms in Luxembourg, you will most certainly also encounter these 10 types.  Stinky von Rotten We’ve all gone to the gym a little unfresh, but Stinky von Rotten takes it to a whole new level, refusing showers and deodorants lest they mask his natural alpha pheromones. […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Young people rush outside during 5-minute break in rain to perform weird mating dance

April 17, 2024

Luxembourg mating dance

Frustrated by rain and overcast skies and feeling their natural urges taking over, thousands of young adults rushed outside on Wednesday to attempt a ritual mating dance during a few minutes of sunshine.    The rush occurred between 9:41 and 9:45 while many of the young people were in class or at work. Surprise and anger […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Leisure and Lifestyle

More creative ways for garages to sneak you their business cards 

March 19, 2024

Garage Luxembourg used car cards

We all know the feeling: you drive to the supermarket for a jumbo jar of garlic-stuffed olives (yum!), and when you get back to your car, you see that someone has jammed a business card in your window.  At first you’re angry because you assume the card is from that crazed financial advisor who’s been […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Expats get new greeting which is ‘half-handshake, half-hug, and an air kiss on top’

March 19, 2024

Handshake hug kiss Luxembourg

After years of observing expats struggle to not only master the Grand Duchy’s various physical greetings but understand when they are appropriate, officials have developed a new one-size-fits-all greeting.  Dubbed the Hugshake Kiss, it has been described as “a half-handshake and half-hug with an air kiss on top.” Officials say it is the same awkward, […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

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