It’s your last day on the island or otherwise beachy summer destination. Suddenly you remember that guy from IT who once gave you some yak cheese from his trip to Mongolia or the woman in billing who brings you anise-flavored vape cartridges whenever she visits her family in Nice. In a fit of panic, you […]

Admitting that it is insensitive to continue holding the annual Schueberfauer on sacred ground without honoring those entombed below it, officials have unveiled a statue of a financial services professional that will become a permanent feature of the fair.  The statue, called the Unknown Portfolio Manager, is located between the Jean La Gaufre stand and […]

Officials in Luxembourg are setting up a warning system to alert authorities, vendors, and innocent bystanders when someone attempts to put ketchup or other unauthorized condiments on their Gromperekichelcher. The Gromperekichelchen, a fried potato cake that is often served at Christmas markets and other outdoor events, is considered a national treasure and has a special […]

As part of an effort to expedite the process of reassimilation, holidaymakers returning to the country via Luxembourg Airport are being greeted with a bucket of cold water in the face.  The cold water is part of a new temporary program dubbed “Letz Be Real” which employs around a dozen staff members who target returning […]

A man known to defend the weather in Luxembourg whenever anyone complains about it only does so because he is actually a snail, it has been revealed.  For years, Ben Ouze has refused to join in when others lament the rain, even when it goes on for weeks – much to the annoyance of those […]