In what’s being called a victory for anyone whose appetite is greater than that of a small bird, a consortium of local Mexican, Tex-Mex, and other Latino-themed restaurants have agreed to add a sixth tortilla chip when they serve chips and salsa.  The decision comes after years of complaints that five chips is not enough. […]

BERTRANGE – After seeing a man run through the neighborhood for several days on end, the best a group of residents can figure is that someone is chasing him.   “I want to shout, don’t worry young man, with the speed you’re going, unless they’re in a car, they aren’t going to catch you,” said resident […]

After a few years of living on your street, you may feel it’s time to get to know the neighbors, those ghost-like entities who seem to inhabit nearby residences and with whom you share unobtrusive half glances from time to time when you are unfortunate enough to pass each other in the shared hallway or […]

A Luxembourg woman has decided to get rid of her bed as it was taking up precious space that could be used for more throw pillows.  “They say you can never have enough throw pillows to decorate, obstruct, and fundamentally ruin your sleeping area,” said Beate Horn. “They are right.” On Thursday, workers removed Horn’s […]

Following the successful test of the new emergency alert system which caused half of the country’s population to leap several meters in the air, the Catholic Archdiocese of Luxembourg has announced it will switch to a similar system for the ringing of church bells.   “For years, the Church has been the leader in the hey-you-wake-up […]