Honoring the Christmas tradition of giving without seeking recognition, an anonymous employee at an insurance company in Luxembourg-ville spent the entire week quietly surprising everyone with a brand new cold. The secret gift-giving began on Monday, when the employee got into the holiday spirit by sneaking the virus to several colleagues who ate cookies […]
Tips to safely enjoy your office Christmas party
It’s December, that time of the year when companies thank their tired and overworked employees by hosting an obligatory six-hour dinner in the middle of a busy week. Half of the employees will respond to this kind gesture by getting sloppy drunk and trying to show the elderly CEO how to breakdance, while the other […]
Time traveller from future: today’s traffic ‘wonderful’
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — An individual who was allegedly sent back from the year 2048 to issue a warning has been unable to fulfill her mission because she could not stop marvelling about how great the traffic is today. “Luxembourg residents of the past, I come to warn you about an impending disaster that will lead to […]
8 things to do while stuck in the Irrgarten traffic circle
Passing through the Irrgarten traffic circle, neatly tucked between Hamm and Hell, used to be a rush-hour nightmare, but thanks to the massive project to enlarge this three-lane pretzel, now it’s something worse. But just because you get stuck in this knot twice a day doesn’t mean that your time is lost. Here are some […]
Cleaning lady rewarded with raise of 25 cents
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A big-hearted couple from the capital have rewarded their loyal and hardworking cleaning lady with an unprecedented raise of 25 cents per hour. Peter and Mirjana Hansen, who own a four-bedroom house in Cents, delivered the news to their employee on Friday afternoon as she was hunched over and pouring out a bucket […]