A man from Mamer has launched a campaign to raise awareness for something that he says everyone in Luxembourg should know: he is a fucking asshole.
The most effective way, he decided, is to speed around residential neighborhoods, paying no attention to posted limits and totally ignoring crosswalks, even those in front of schools, something he already enjoys doing, says Guy Seppy.
“I’m the sort of guy who humiliates servers if they forget a beer, throws cigarette butts on the ground even when there’s an ashtray nearby, and immediately loses interest in a conversation the moment the topic is no longer me,” he explained.
“Also, I lather myself in cologne so that everyone within a 50-meter radius knows I’m there, take two parking spots when one will do, and I never, ever put a little barrier on the supermarket conveyor belt out of courtesy for the person queuing behind me.”
Seppy says he understands that people lead busy lives, but everyone should be able to spare a little bit of time for his cause.
“It takes just a few minutes to acknowledge how much of an inconsiderate wanker I am,” he said. “Is that too much to ask, really?”
Seppy says that despite the high costs of keeping his car fueled while he drives like an absolute prick through the country’s thousands of quiet residential areas, he plans on keeping it up until his goal is achieved.
“If I don’t show the world who I really am, who will?” he said.
