A routine visit to a Luxembourg dentist ended with the firm recommendation that you undergo some work, including the replacement of all of your teeth, your entire jaw, and your skull.
“If you don’t do it now, you’ll just end up doing it later when it will be more painful and expensive,” the dentist said. “Necessary? Of course it is. I’m a certified dentist with a fancy office in Luxembourg City and a waiting room that resembles a VIP Parisian swingers club.”
However, the dentist did admit that you might get by with having just a portion of the work done.
“You’ve got two very good molars, so to save you money, you could keep those,” the dentist said. “However, we do have a special procedure in which we can remove them, coat them in platinum for no particular reason, and reimplant them, and we do that all in-house.”
The dentist, who entered the examination room wearing a custom-made Hugo Boss lab coat and gaudy bright red glasses that look like part of a Halloween costume but probably cost a fortune, continued, “As for your jaw and skull, however, a total and very costly replacement procedure is the only option.”
“I highly advise you not to consult another dentist, because as you can see by the shiny Audemars Piguet watch on my wrist, I am the one who attracts clients willing to spend huge sums of money on needless procedures, and that’s because they trust me.”
After being given an estimate that was delivered in a crocodile leather case, the dentist departed for lunch.