LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Repeatedly saying “ugh” and cursing at everyone who offered to help him, a man has crawled all the way through the capital as part of a one-man campaign to raise awareness for the dangers of after-work drinks.
“Two-for-one cocktails, oh, uh, not my fault, barman made ‘em strong, too strong,” said Bereldange resident Gil Dolover, 33, as he made his way on his hands and knees. “I should have, I should’ve eaten first. I’ll eat now. Who’s got my wallet?”
“How much’d I drink?” he continued, addressing the ground. “Why you ask. How you much drink? None of your business.”
“How’s that go?” he added. “Beer before fine, you’ll be wine. Wait, beer after liquor, never been sicker.”
When asked about what he hoped to accomplish by his epic crawl home, Dolover said he just wanted to be in bed.
“Everything’s spinning,” he said upon arriving at his quiet street nearly five hours after leaving the city center. “Keys. Shit. Left ‘em at the bar. Gotta go back.”
