• Expats
  • Grand Duchy of Luxembourg
    • Real Estate
    • Transportation
    • Luxembourg City
    • Politics and Government
    • Education
    • Luxembourgish Customs
    • Luxembourg History
    • Royal Family of Luxembourg
    • Finance and Banking
    • Business
  • Languages
    • Luxembourgish
    • French
    • German
  • Workplace
  • Leisure and Lifestyle
    • Holidays and Events
      • Schueberfouer
      • Christmas Market
      • Bazar International
    • Dining and Nightlife
    • Shopping
    • Parenting
    • Health
    • Luxembourg Wurst Magazine
    • Interviews and Profiles
    • Opinion
      • Wise Expat Sage
  • Greater Region
    • Belgium

Luxembourg Wurst

Knock A Shining Dog

Mosquito shocked how much alcohol still in man’s blood full week after national day

June 30, 2021

Mosquito drunk alcohol in bloodA local mosquito has expressed shock and disgust after spending the night in a 34-year-old man’s bedroom and discovering that his blood was still full of alcohol – an entire week after Luxembourg’s national day. 

“I get it, every year on the eve of the 23rd of June, people in this country celebrate and do a little drinking,” said the mosquito named Carola, who entered the man’s apartment around 8 p.m. last night when he stepped onto his balcony to smoke. “No big deal. I just avoid consuming human blood for a few days after that day.”

“What did this guy do, drink all the booze in the whole country?” she added. “It’s been a full seven days.”

Carola says that in an effort to not get drunk herself, she tried extracting blood from a total of 34 different sites on the man’s body, including his arms, neck, face, and in a fit of desperation, the bottom of his stinky, calloused feet, but each time she got a buzz. 

“Great, I can’t even fly now,” she said. “Thanks mister. Try not to drink so much next year.”

According to sources, after leaving the Hesperange apartment through a small opening in the window around 5 a.m., Carola crashed into a tree and spent the next hour trying to suck blood from a piece of bark.

Luxembourg Wurst t-shirts and hoodies on Amazon

Check out our archives of 700+ articles, enough to make your eyes bleed!

Filed Under: Featured Article, Holidays, Leisure and Lifestyle

Follow the Wurst

Follow the Wurst FacebookFollow the Wurst Twitter
Luxembourg Wurst t-shirts and hoodies
Copyright Luxembourg artist photographer

New Wurst merchandise with 100% original design that was totally not stolen or copied

Drug Gare Luxembourg St. Nicolas

St. Nick once again gives drug paraphernalia to Gare resident

Council of Expats

Council of Expats condemn newcomer who had nerve to publicly complain

Bus driver salary Luxembourg

Everyone has weird interest in bus driver salaries

About the Luxembourg Wurst

Disclaimer

Contact Us

Luxembourg Wurst © 2023