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Mother wondering if it’s reasonable to already be going to gangbangs again

June 24, 2021

A Luxembourg mother who attended a gangbang with her husband on Wednesday night has expressed concern by what she says is a reckless return to group sex gatherings.

“Looking at all these maskless people with their naked bodies and sweaty limbs intertwined in all sorts of positions, I wonder if we’re all jumping back into this too quickly,” she said to her husband while the two got undressed near the edge of the room. 

The 47-year-old mother of three teenagers says she realizes that after orgies were effectively banned last November, gangbang organizers and professional swinging associations greatly suffered from loss of revenue and carnal pleasure.

“But isn’t it better to be cautious?” she said. “Look, that guy in the leather collar, he just coughed all over the woman he’s banging. Even if they did get vaxxed and tested, doesn’t that make you uncomfortable?”

While the woman’s husband did admit she had a point, he says it’s important to keep in mind how difficult it’s been for a lot of people not to be able to attend bacchanalian fuckfests.

“Yeah, but there are at least 20 people in this room,” she said as another couple approached and asked if they wanted to play. “Maybe they could limit these gatherings to five or 10 people?”

“At the entrance, they should at least have a basket of Venetian carnival masks with surgical masks attached,” she added as she surveyed the nude couple standing in front of her. “I’ll send an email to the orgy master tomorrow.”

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