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Moien, um, please restructure your administration to meet my linguistic needs

November 20, 2019

Moien, um, could you please restructure your administration to meet my linguistic needs?

Moien, bonjour, and guten whatever. Do you speak English? Great, that’s a relief. Um, could you please restructure your administration to meet my linguistic needs? I know, I realize that would require tens of thousands of civil servants to sort of, um, yeah, take one or 10 English courses, a difficult proficiency exam, maybe spend […]

Filed Under: Expats, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Languages, Opinion

Luxembourg trick-or-treater dreaming of getting actual candy this year

October 31, 2019

Trick-or-treating in Luxembourg for Halloween

A nine-year-old from Bridel who is going trick-or-treating with a group of friends on Halloween has admitted to harboring wild fantasies about getting actual candy this year. “How cool would that be if someone gave me a Snickers bar or a piece of gum,” said the boy. While wearing a zombie costume last year, he […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Holidays, Parenting

7 tips for newcomers to Luxembourg

September 14, 2019

Luxembourg tips

New to Luxembourg and feeling a bit overwhelmed? Follow these tips to make settling in a piece of Kuch. Paperwork It may seem like you’ve got a ton of paperwork to do, but trust us, it can all be done at the local commune, you know, your local town hall thingy place. Just ask for […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Luxembourgish Customs, RTL Today

‘Franglais’ recognised as official EU language

August 29, 2019

Amid shouts of “c’est très good” and “at longue last,” Franglais has become the 24th official language of the European Union.  Franglais, a blend of French and English, has been spoken for centuries by the upper echelons of both francophone and anglophone societies, usually by those wishing to seem educated and worldly even as they’re […]

Filed Under: Europe, Expats, Featured Article, French, Languages, RTL Today

Mattel to release Luxembourg Expat Barbie

August 29, 2019

Following up on a promise to create more dolls tailored for specific global markets, the American toy manufacturer Mattel has announced plans to release a new Barbie inspired by Luxembourg’s many wealthy expats.  Luxembourg Expat Barbie will come with a dozen designer outfits, all with labels found on the Grand-Rue. While some of the outfits […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, RTL Today

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