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Expat furious that crappy Tex-Mex from own country even crappier here

December 7, 2018

Tex-mex in Luxembourg

WALFERDANGE — A man who moved to Luxembourg three years ago is railing against restaurants that serve the cheap and unremarkable Tex-Mex cuisine from his home country — and make it even cheaper and more unremarkable. “Back home, every city and town has at least one really mediocre Tex-Mex restaurant where you can get low-quality […]

Filed Under: Dining and Nightlife, Expats, Featured Article

New support group for people who get nationality but still can’t speak Luxembourgish

November 19, 2018

New support group for people who get Luxembourgish nationality but can’t speak the language

In an upscale cafe on the Grand Rue in Luxembourg’s capital, Helen Porter and six other adults stand in a circle and hold hands. “We are Luxembourgish, we deserve to be Luxembourgish, but we cannot speak Luxembourgish,” they say in unison. “And that’s okay.” Porter is leading a weekly meeting for people who obtained the […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Languages, Luxembourgish

Cleaning lady rewarded with raise of 25 cents

November 18, 2018

Luxembourg cleaning lady raise

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A big-hearted couple from the capital have rewarded their loyal and hardworking cleaning lady with an unprecedented raise of 25 cents per hour. Peter and Mirjana Hansen, who own a four-bedroom house in Cents, delivered the news to their employee on Friday afternoon as she was hunched over and pouring out a bucket […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, RTL Today

Expat receives cryptic manuscript in mail

November 6, 2018

Luxembourg expat receives cryptic manuscript in mail

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A woman who is relatively new to the Grand Duchy has found herself “totally perplexed” by a cryptic booklet she mysteriously received in the mail last month. Michelle Hedeman, an Amazon employee who was transferred to Luxembourg in March, says that immediately upon inspecting the 122-page manuscript, she knew it contained secrets. “Page after […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Languages, Luxembourg City, Politics and Government

Nonconformist expat looking for unreliable cleaning lady

October 22, 2018

Daredevil expat looking for unreliable cleaning lady

MERL — A newcomer to Luxembourg who is known at home for his contrarian beliefs and refusal to conform to societal expectations has announced that he is looking for an unreliable cleaning lady. “Hello, I know this question has been asked before, but I would like a recommendation for a cleaning lady,” he posted last […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article

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