A Strassen mother has made a miraculous, airborne snack delivery to her five-year-old son who had physically exerted himself for 15 minutes and, she had sensed from home, was in need of replenishment. The physical activity, which involved light running and jumping, took place during an excursion to the park with the boy’s foyer scolaire. […]
7 sponsorships the country needs to pursue right now
Everyone likes money, especially when all you have to do is sacrifice a little bit of your national pride to get it. Here are seven ideas for sponsorship deals that could bring the duchy some easy money. Red Bull Bridge Give this iconic bridge Taurine-powered oomph by teaming up with the preferred drink of under-21 […]
Newcomer assumed greeting kisses involved the tongue
A newcomer to Luxembourg has apologized for having slipped the tongue to dozens of innocent and unsuspecting people, saying that he misunderstood the concept of greeting kisses. Tyler Skoby, 22, arrived in Luxembourg two weeks ago to spend the summer with his aunt, who soon after her nephew’s arrival gave a five-minute speech about cultural […]
Tram line to be extended to this guy’s place because he’s always late
Transportation officials have announced they will extend the tram line to an apartment in Strassen because the guy who lives there is always late. “This guy is never on time for anything, and frankly, we’re fed up,” said Ministry of Mobility and Public Works spokesperson Aristotle Kirkandian. “We don’t see any other solution.” Between the […]
Luxembourg just happy to make international news
Luxembourg has announced that although the circumstances aren’t ideal, it is pleased to have made the international news in recent days following allegations that a local award-winning painter plagiarized the work of a well-known photographer. “Accusations of artistic theft are never fun,” Luxembourg said in response to the international outcry. “Maybe our boy went too […]
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