A local man described by friends and family as “your average scarf lover” who “regards a naked neck as unsightly and wrong” has announced that no matter how long this summer heat lasts, he will not admit defeat by removing his scarf. Despite what seems to be a permanent rise in global temperatures and particularly […]
Grandparents plan relaxing day in Mondorf doing nude exercises next to thermal pool
Saying they are in the mood to do exercises totally nude while embarrassed young adults nearby pretend not to notice, a grandfather and grandmother have announced plans to spend an afternoon in Mondorf. “I’ll start with the sauna, and after rinsing off and wearing not so much as a hand towel around my waist, I’ll […]
Shame for a whole family: Luxembourg father punctuates text messages
In what is being compared to having a scary uncle with bad breath and misshapen thumbs who’s been living upstairs for the last five years, a father in Luxembourg punctuates his text messages, it has been revealed. Despite his teenager daughter’s pleas for him to stop, Daniel Woorde, 44, insists that not only is he […]
Grand Duke to fly above capital with crémant-powered jetpack for national day
A spokesperson for the Grand Ducal Court has confirmed that, in honour of National Day on June 23, Grand Duke Henri will fly above Luxembourg City on a jetpack powered by Crémant de Luxembourg. The custom-made propulsion device will permit HRH to enjoy an overhead view of his enormous birthday party while giving hundreds of […]
6 ways to stop someone from telling you about their summer plans
We all know how it goes. Someone says, “Where are you going for the summer holidays?” and then you tell that person, and then you say, “And what about you?” You then politely listen for 8.5 minutes while they tell you about some island or a Dutch bicycle tour. In case you’d like to avoid […]
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