As most residents of the Grand Duchy prepare for their annual migration to southern coasts, many are struck by the horrifying realization that they have failed to develop a beach body. Not to worry, because increasingly, savvy beachgoers are choosing to turn into crabs for their summer holidays. Not only is it a great way […]
Luxembourg man decides it’s time to put scarf back on
After spending more than three weeks away from his scarf while vacationing in Italy, a Luxembourg City man has decided that it is time to put it back on, citing what he calls “a slight morning chill.” Jean de Laine denies that he has an emotional or psychological reliance on “Chuck” – the nickname he […]
Political parties as viewed by their websites
They say that first impressions are usually (correction: always) the right impressions. That’s why we have taken a rapid look at each party’s website to determine what they stand for – whether they know it or not. LSAP This is the party for people who love going to see movies, and LSAP members have the […]
‘You’ll never defeat me!’ shouts local man, still wearing scarf, at sun
A local man described by friends and family as “your average scarf lover” who “regards a naked neck as unsightly and wrong” has announced that no matter how long this summer heat lasts, he will not admit defeat by removing his scarf. Despite what seems to be a permanent rise in global temperatures and particularly […]
Grandparents plan relaxing day in Mondorf doing nude exercises next to thermal pool
Saying they are in the mood to do exercises totally nude while embarrassed young adults nearby pretend not to notice, a grandfather and grandmother have announced plans to spend an afternoon in Mondorf. “I’ll start with the sauna, and after rinsing off and wearing not so much as a hand towel around my waist, I’ll […]
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