A person who on LinkedIn is brimming with gratitude, optimism, and celebration of every professional accomplishment no matter how small is also like that in real life, sources have confirmed. Coralie Glower’s posts are best summarized as “hooray for me, hooray for you, we’re all wonderful,” says Marcus Bendt, who has been connected to Glower […]
Netflix announces ‘Emily in Luxembourg’
Following the success of the first two seasons of “Emily in Paris,” Netflix has announced the third season will be rebranded and take place in Luxembourg. “Emily in Luxembourg” will follow the titular character after she tries to visit the Jardin du Luxembourg in Paris and mistakenly ends up on a train to the Grand […]
New Lux dating app directly guides matches to divorce because that is the inevitable ending
With observers calling it “a cheap and easy shortcut to the inevitable conclusion of nearly every coupling in this country,” a new Luxembourg dating app immediately directs matching users to get divorced. “LuxSplit saves prospective lovebirds time and money while guiding them through a quick and easy divorce,” said developer Tamer Godwyn, who has also […]
Man invents life-extending elixir to take out 100-year home loan
Calling it “a practical solution to an impractical problem” and “the only way to afford a home in Luxembourg these days,” a man has developed a life-extending elixir for the sole purpose of taking out a 100-year loan. Robin Kremer, 41, says he briefly hoped he might be able to purchase a house in the […]
Oh, no: NATO meant to send Putin a warning letter but accidentally gave him this adorable photo of kitten
In what is being compared to General Eisenhower trying to send Hitler a note that said “surrender now” but instead giving him a fantastic recipe for rhubarb pie, NATO has accidentally mailed Russian president Vladimir Putin a photo of a kitten. NATO spokesperson Bernard Easibrot said that the organization had intended on posting Putin a […]
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