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Oh, no: a Wikipedia editor changed ‘Liechtenstein’ to ‘Lickyourstein’ and now the country has to follow suit

February 9, 2023

Lickyourstein

Wikipedia is the world’s top reference for everything, and it is known as the supreme source of veracity on all matters of geography, history, and celebrity sex scandals.  So when one of its mischievous, fun-loving editors changed the name of “Liechtenstein” to “Lickyourstein,” the new name quickly became considered as an unalterable fact.  While no […]

Filed Under: Europe, Featured Article

EU warns ‘we may never eradicate fist bumps’

May 3, 2022

fist bump EU

Despite months of concerted effort from European and national agencies, the practice known as fist bumping will likely become a permanent fixture of the social fabric in Europe, the EU has warned. “Once upon a time, fist bumps were a relatively niche greeting practiced by urban youth, people with missing thumbs, and anyone suffering from […]

Filed Under: Europe, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Western porn star pulls out of Russian

March 21, 2022

Porn star to pull out of Russian

Saying that he cannot wait any longer,  European adult film star Rocco Wilder has announced that effective immediately, he is going to pull out of his Russian co-star. “Is that okay with you?” he said to director Frank D’Amore. “Me and Valeriya, we’ve been going at it for 22 minutes straight.” After getting approval, Wilder […]

Filed Under: Europe, Featured Article, International, Leisure and Lifestyle

Oh, no: NATO meant to send Putin a warning letter but accidentally gave him this adorable photo of kitten

February 3, 2022

Putin NATO kitten photo

In what is being compared to General Eisenhower trying to send Hitler a note that said “surrender now” but instead giving him a fantastic recipe for rhubarb pie, NATO has accidentally mailed Russian president Vladimir Putin a photo of a kitten. NATO spokesperson Bernard Easibrot said that the organization had intended on posting Putin a […]

Filed Under: Europe, Featured Article, Politics and Government

Police to deploy Kachkéis cannons against protestors

October 22, 2021

Kachkeis cannon Luxembourg police

Saying extreme circumstances call for extreme measures, Luxembourg police have announced they are going to set up a line of kachkéis cannons as a defensive measure in Friday’s announced protest by Polish miners.  “Kachkéis is a known deterrent against foreign aggressors,” said police spokesperson Marco Trausch. “Which is why every Luxembourger has at least one […]

Filed Under: Europe, Featured Article, Luxembourg City

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