Agreeing that the idea of a Super League was terrible from the outset, the 12 football clubs involved in the plan have announced they will instead form an Awesome League. “When we first told you about our intention, the backlash was fierce and instantaneous,” said Real Madrid president Florentino Pérez. “We admit our terrible mistake, […]
Commission president gives AstraZeneca 1-star review on Amazon
Insisting that a powerful trading bloc such as the EU deserves to be treated much better, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has given AstraZeneca a one-star review on Amazon. “We ordered 300 million doses of this company’s COVID vaccine with the understanding we would have a certain number by now,” she wrote in […]
British variants in Luxembourg already seeking nationality
Several individual variants of the so-called UK coronavirus strain that have been identified in Luxembourg in recent days have already taken steps to obtain Luxembourgish nationality, according to the viruses themselves. All of the mutated viruses have already signed up for online Luxembourgish courses, and they’ve also begun seeking advice and tips in expat forums. […]
Schengen to be broken into 26 little Schengens
BRUSSELS — Admitting that it’s no longer accurate to describe the 26-country area as a free-movement zone, European leaders have decided to carefully divide the Schengen area into 26 individual Schengen areas. European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen says that following a Zoom chat with national leaders, everyone agreed that it’s silly to go […]
Let Luxembourg In: an urgent appeal to allow us to enter your country this summer
An urgent appeal to Europe and the entire world. We want to visit your country. Don’t keep us out. We’ve got money to spend. Please #LetLuxembourgIn
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