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Grandparents plan relaxing day in Mondorf doing nude exercises next to thermal pool

July 14, 2023

Mondorf elders nude

Saying they are in the mood to do exercises totally nude while embarrassed young adults nearby pretend not to notice, a grandfather and grandmother have announced plans to spend an afternoon in Mondorf. “I’ll start with the sauna, and after rinsing off and wearing not so much as a hand towel around my waist, I’ll […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Couple in their 30s manage to make new friend

June 29, 2023

Making friends in Luxembourg

Despite having crossed the threshold from youth and vitality into old age and dullness, a couple in their 30s have performed the miraculous feat of making a new friend.  When they were in their 20s, Luc Elderen and Claudia Tardy say, they had no problem making new friends. At times, they had even felt that […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Expat who calls Luxembourg City ‘boring’ forced to spend whole morning in village bakery cafe 

June 29, 2023

Luxembourg not boring

A young expat who often complains that Luxembourg City is boring has been forced to spend a morning at an upscale bakery cafe in the countryside to experience the horrors of actual boredom, sources have revealed.  Vincente Gripes, who moved to Luxembourg two years ago, was asked by some Luxembourgish friends to take a day […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Luxembourg City

Marathon to deploy hundreds of clowns to chase runners to finish line 

June 29, 2023

Clowns Luxembourg

Saying they wanted to find a new way to encourage participants in this year’s Luxembourg marathon, organizers have announced the deployment of hundreds of clowns who will immediately begin to chase anyone who slows down. “Keeping up momentum for a long-distance race can be difficult, even for experienced runners who have spent months training,” said […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Weird: 20-something doesn’t wear Basic Fit backpack while out in city 

May 22, 2023

Basic Fit backpack Luxembourg

A 20-something man was observed walking through Luxembourg City on Saturday afternoon while not wearing a Basic Fit backpack.  “Sporting a branded gray backpack with orange trim from the fitness chain is mandatory, if certain criteria are met,” explains social norms expert Thybault Endance. “If you are male, between the ages of 20 and 29, […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

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