Nearly every restaurant in Europe has confirmed that all it takes to make any dish a “Mexican” dish is putting some random sweet red sauce on top.  “See, here’s a regular burger,” said a cook at a restaurant in Amsterdam that specializes in hamburgers. “But after I squirt on it some sweet red sauce which […]

Millions of dying bacteria in a Luxembourg man’s intestinal tract have sprung back to life after they commandeered his body and made him walk into his kitchen and consume 550 grams of pure sugar. The bacteria had become increasingly lethargic in the preceding days as Dan Scott gave up alcoholic beverages and, to the bacteria’s […]

According to a recent study by researchers from the University of Wiltz, non-drinkers love it when others – particularly strangers or someone they’ve just met – demand to know why they don’t consume alcohol.   “For most teetotallers, being able to talk about why they don’t drink is the main reason they don’t drink,” said Lorena […]

Month of Salary the 13th It was a festive time. A jolly time. Everyone in the company was looking forward to the holidays. As per tradition, it was understood that the 13th month of salary would be distributed mid-December, just in time to help out with Christmas expenses. But then it’s the 22nd, the 23rd, […]

In what’s being called an early Christmas miracle, a cashier at a supermarket near Luxembourg City has spontaneously made chit-chat with you.   The chit-chat included a mundane but pleasant discussion of the weather and the season before drifting to your reason for moving to Luxembourg and the cashier’s feelings about working at that location. Only […]