Saying that they sincerely believed they had worked out every detail for a successful and complete World Cup, FIFA officials have announced that they are canceling the remaining matches due to a shortage of balls.  “There’s a lot to think about when you organize a tournament of this scale,” said FIFA president Gianni Infantino. “You […]

Affirming what many people already know, sleep experts say that in order to get a good night of rest, you should spend at least three hours slowly transitioning from your PC or laptop to your tablet device and eventually your phone.  “Some people go directly from watching a TV series on their MacBook to turning […]

In an attempt to boost the number of tourists who visit the country this summer, Luxembourg officials have announced a plan to lay 207 kilometers of tire-puncturing spike strips on the motorways and commonly used entry points.  “We want to target tourists from countries to the north who, when July comes around, make a beeline […]

Following a string of interesting but failed inventions such as self-drying umbrellas and high heels with removable heels for when the wearer needs to sprint for a bus, a local inventor has come up with another idea that may be too outlandish for Luxembourg.  “I’m calling it a fountain, although it’s not a fountain in […]