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‘Bizarre’ International typo leads to rush to make event weird

November 16, 2024

Bizarre bazar International

Following a typo and a subsequent misprint on the majority of its promotional material, Bazar International organizers have found themselves in a rush to make the “Bizarre” International a weird event. The misprint was discovered earlier this week when the European Society for the Strange and Eccentric (ESSE) announced that its 500 members were delighted […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

5 famous people you didn’t know were Luxembourgish 

October 11, 2024

When you think of famous people from Luxembourg, you probably think of Jean-Claude Juncker or Shakira’s asset manager’s lawyer’s former mistress. But do you know about these other famous Luxembourgers? Marie Antoinette (1755 – 1793) Don’t get fooled just because she was the wife of Louis XVI of France or that her nickname was “the […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

All of woman’s clothes with color fly south for winter

October 10, 2024

Clothes and colors Luxembourg

In adherence to the laws of nature, meteorology, and fashion, the entirety of a Luxembourg woman’s set of colorful apparel has begun its annual journey south. The departure occurred on Tuesday morning as post-Schueberfouer chilly drizzle and gray skies signaled the definite end of summer.  “Au revoir pink, goodbye turquoise, and äddi canary yellow,” whispered […]

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Caritas Luxembourg unveils new €60-million yacht named ‘Charity’

September 25, 2024

Caritas Luxembourg embezzlement yacht

Finally answering the question “where the hell did all those sixty-plus millions of euros of embezzled money go?” a source for the now mostly defunct Caritas Luxembourg has presented the organization’s latest acquisition: a luxury yacht lovingly named Charity.   “You may wonder why we’d need a luxury yacht that’s docked safely away from EU […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Politics and Government

‘Ready, lads?’ Luxembourg man gathers scarves like officer readying troops for battle

September 14, 2024

Luxembourg man scarves

Saying the time to prove themselves is now, a Luxembourg man has gathered all of his scarves for a rousing speech before going into the battle that is the chilly post-Schueberfouer weather.   The talk was given on Wednesday morning in the man’s bedroom while outside winds pelted the land with cold rain.  “Boys, you have […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

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