A not-quite-funny joke was played on Tuesday when an employee of a Luxembourg City chain barber shop asked a man to pay fifty euros for a haircut that took just over ten minutes. With a totally straight face that would make even the most experienced poker player or Terracotta army figure proud, the joker then […]
Expat wants you to know he has seen worse snow
A man who happens to come from a more mountainous part of the world has taken the opportunity to remind you that he has seen more snow than this. “That’s funny that they’re making a big deal about this so-called snow,” he said on Thursday morning to highly interested colleagues. “It’s nothing, just a few […]
Couple finally have use for ridiculously expensive Arctic explorer coats
Five years after spending a small fortune on them, a Luxembourg couple have finally found a use for the matching luxury winter coats they purchased. The couple have only occasionally worn the coats, which are branded as being designed for Arctic explorers, each cost more than €1200 euros, and are made with certified “real goose […]
November cancelled
Admitting that there never was a good reason for the month to be there in the first place, officials have decided to get rid of November after 2068 years of miserable existence. The decision currently only applies to Luxembourg, but because no one actually likes November, with its darkening skies, gloom, and raininess, it is […]
Magical elixir? When this man drinks enough alcohol, he can converse with others
While it may seem that magic only really exists in the fictional worlds of Harry Potter and Dr. Strange, one Luxembourg expat has discovered an elixir that, when consumed, allows him to perform otherworldly feats. Andy Blewitt, 29, has discovered that whenever he drinks from goblets of distilled spirits like vodka, whiskey, and rum, he […]
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