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Smug woman needs to remind everyone that rain is reason she can grow moss on her face

March 7, 2024

Rain moss face

A woman described as a nature lover has been annoying coworkers and friends with her usual remark whenever anyone complains about the rain: it is only thanks to the rain that she is able to grow moss on her face.   As it has been a particularly rainy past few weeks, when they arrive in the […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Expat spends 30 minutes looking at wine only to settle on cheapest, vilest bottle

March 7, 2024

Expat cheap wine

An expat who fancies himself as a man of culture and good taste has spent more than 30 minutes inspecting various bottles of wine at a Kirchberg supermarket wine fair before choosing one simply because it was the absolute cheapest.  “It’s got a nice label, and I really like the color,” he said to himself […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Uncategorized

Prank time! Barber asks man to pay €50 for 10-minute cut 

March 7, 2024

Price haircut Luxembourg

A not-quite-funny joke was played on Tuesday when an employee of a Luxembourg City chain barber shop asked a man to pay fifty euros for a haircut that took just over ten minutes.   With a totally straight face that would make even the most experienced poker player or Terracotta army figure proud, the joker then […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Expat wants you to know he has seen worse snow

January 18, 2024

Snow in Luxembourg

A man who happens to come from a more mountainous part of the world has taken the opportunity to remind you that he has seen more snow than this. “That’s funny that they’re making a big deal about this so-called snow,” he said on Thursday morning to highly interested colleagues. “It’s nothing, just a few […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

Couple finally have use for ridiculously expensive Arctic explorer coats

January 11, 2024

Expensive arctic coats

Five years after spending a small fortune on them, a Luxembourg couple have finally found a use for the matching luxury winter coats they purchased. The couple have only occasionally worn the coats, which are branded as being designed for Arctic explorers, each cost more than €1200 euros, and are made with certified “real goose […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

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