A man who happens to come from a more mountainous part of the world has taken the opportunity to remind you that he has seen more snow than this.
“That’s funny that they’re making a big deal about this so-called snow,” he said on Thursday morning to highly interested colleagues. “It’s nothing, just a few flakes.”
“And the funniest part, suddenly everyone drives like a grandmother,” he continued to nods of fervent agreement. “It’s like, hello, we have winter tires for a reason.”
“Where I live, we call this ‘summer,’ haha,” he added, prompting rounds of uncontrolled laughter. “We walk barefoot in weather like this. We go to the beach.”
“Then we strip off all our clothes, sit naked and eat pistachio ice cream, and dream about having air conditioning. We’re so hot and sweaty, we pay peasants to wave giant fans to cool us off.”
According to sources, later that morning the man attempted to drive home, slid off the road, crashed his car into a pole, and while waiting for a tow truck cursed himself for not bringing a cap or gloves.