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Father tells scary story about time he went to Gare after dark

October 14, 2019

Luxembourg Gare dangerous

Admitting later that perhaps they’re too young to hear about such horrors, a local father has recounted to his children the spookiest bedtime story they’ve ever heard: about the time he found himself near the Gare after dark. “So kids, I was new to Luxembourg, and I was supposed to meet some colleagues for dinner […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Parenting, Real Estate, RTL Today

Luxembourg mother forced to circle climate march 5 times before finding kid

September 20, 2019

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Emphasizing that her daughter specifically said she’d hang out at the edge of the Kinnekswiss park to be picked up following a climate march on Friday, a Luxembourg mother has been forced to circle the gathering for a fifth time.  “Nadia promised she’d be there at 2:45 p.m.,” the mother said, glancing at […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Politics and Government, Transportation

Luxembourg housewife has wild fantasy in which sweaty workers come to her house to say they’ve finished roadworks on her street

September 18, 2019

A resident of Luxembourg City has confessed to her closest friends that for months she’s been devising “an erotic but totally unrealistic” fantasy scenario in which the muscled young men who have spent the last year working on her street enter her home and announce they’ve finished. “I know, I know, it will never happen,” […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Transportation

Grand-Rue boutique remains cool thanks to saleswoman’s icy personality

July 26, 2019

Customer service in Luxembourg - cold saleswoman

A shop on the Grand-Rue that specialises in designer accessories has become an impromptu refuge from the extreme heat, thanks to a saleswoman named Judith whose icy personality is now serving a purpose. “I was walking along the Grand-Rue, wiping the sweat from my scorched face and wondering if this is what hell is like, […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, RTL Today, Shopping

Colossal golden Melusina arrives at new stadium

July 14, 2019

Golden Melusina in Luxembourg

Luxembourg’s new football and rugby stadium, which is being built in Cloche d’Or and will be completed by 2020, has received its artistic centerpiece, one that officials say will speak to the country’s robust economy. The sculpture, named “Golden Melusina and a Giant Golden Football,” was inspired by the mythical half-woman, half-fish creature who according […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Luxembourg City, RTL Today

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