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Luxembourg on lockdown after man threatens to make kachkéis-flavored beer

May 23, 2022

Kachkeis flavoured beer

All of Luxembourg has been put on lockdown following a “credible threat” to make kachkéis-flavored beer, say police.  The threat was made by Lintgen homebrewer Jethro Hopps, aged 34, who on Sunday discussed his plans for the next batch of beer.  “I was thinking about doing something different next time,” Hopps said to his friends […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourgish Customs

Betrayal at the crosswalk: pedestrian doesn’t give you little wave

December 2, 2021

Pedestrian Luxembourg betrayal at the zebra crossing

In what is being called “the ultimate act of betrayal” and “a sign that society is on the verge of collapse,” a pedestrian has failed to give a little wave of thanks after you let him cross the street.  The backstabbing took place on Thursday afternoon, and it was made all the more audacious considering […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourgish Customs, Transportation

Newcomer pronounces ‘Gromperekichelcher’ correctly on first try

November 30, 2021

Gromperekichelcher pronunciation expat

In what’s being compared to a young Arthur pulling the sword from the stone, a new arrival in the Grand Duchy has managed to pronounce Gromperekichelcher correctly on the first try.  On Wednesday, just days after moving to Luxembourg, Zaqueu Belem, 30, was taken by two colleagues to the Christmas market.  Upon seeing a food […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Holidays, Leisure and Lifestyle, Luxembourgish Customs

Kinky: Luxembourg couple experiment with monogamy

October 12, 2021

Couple monogamy fetish

While from the outside they appear to be a normal Luxembourg couple devoted to regular acts of infidelity, privately Fritz Hershman and his partner Luisa Sandoval have developed an unusual kink: being faithful.  They say that the idea came to them while they were planning their weekly Thursday-evening trysts with their respective lovers.  “We were […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourgish Customs

Long-time expat fully exhibits behavior he once complained about

June 2, 2021

A man who once complained that people in Luxembourg City “aren’t very warm” and “don’t go out of their way to make you feel welcome” has grown into one of them.  Kenneth Sanger moved to the Grand Duchy nine years ago after his partner got a job as a cow whisperer at a farm near […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Luxembourgish Customs

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