In what is being called a very understandable decision, the Grand Ducal Court has chosen to release a stock photo of an unknown baby instead of an authentic one of Prince François because the newborn wasn’t really in the mood. “Hark, Prince François has been born, and the angels do sing,” said a press release. […]
Following Harry, Luxembourg’s Prince Félix reveals all in shocking new book
Following the publication of Prince Harry’s tell-all book “Spare,” Prince Félix of Luxembourg has written his own autobiography which shows that the behavior of the Grand Duchy’s royal family can be just as scandalous as their British counterparts. While “Eratz” has not been officially released, the Wurst got a sneak peek at some of the […]
Grand Ducky of Luxembourg discovered
Calling it “a discovery that fundamentally transforms our understanding of how toy animals form adorable little monarchies,” biologists have uncovered the existence of a Grand Ducky. The bright yellow ducky was first spotted in the Alzette River in Luxembourg City by a group of teenagers who were out for a night in Clausen. Unwilling to […]
Charles told to go back in until June 23
Despite being overcome with joy, Princess Stéphanie and Prince Guillaume of Luxembourg have informed their newborn son Prince Charles that he’ll have to go back in and come out again in around six weeks. “We’ve got this thing called ‘the official birthday of the Grand Duke,’ which unfortunately doesn’t happen until June 23,” said Her Royal […]
Brits unimpressed by Grand Ducal Court misconduct
Following revelations that the Grand Ducal Court is a difficult employer and that Grand Duchess Maria Teresa can be rather demanding, British residents of Luxembourg say they are unimpressed. “These stories barely qualify as gossip, let alone scandal,” said Deborah Hood, originally from Middlesbrough. “Our Prince Andrew is skirting allegations he took pleasure trips to […]
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