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Knock A Shining Dog

‘Traffic unusually bad today,’ says Luxembourg resident unaware it will be like this forever

April 17, 2018

Traffic jams in Luxembourg the new norm

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A resident of the capital was shocked on Monday morning after spending nearly an hour driving only 3.2 kilometers to get to work, oblivious that such congestion is now normal. “I wonder if there was an accident?” he said to himself at the same moment thousands of other flummoxed drivers were asking the […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Transportation

Couple who moved to Luxembourg 3 years ago unhappy about newcomers

March 28, 2018

Expats in Luxembourg

An expat couple who relocated to the Grand Duchy three years ago have become increasingly territorial and have determined that too many people are being allowed to move here. “It’s just outrageous how they keep letting more and more people in, making life more difficult for those of us who have grown tiny roots here,” […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Luxembourg City, Real Estate, Transportation

Opinion: If I let you merge in front of me, next thing you’ll be trying to sleep with my wife

March 20, 2018

Luxembourg driver's opinion: on merging

Oh sure, I see you in your little Twingo, your left indicator light blinking, showing that you’d like to merge in front of me. Nope, not today man. If I let you merge in front of me, the next thing is you’ll be trying to sleep with my wife.   Let me tell you something: […]

Filed Under: Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Luxembourg City, Opinion, Transportation

Officials: all of Luxembourg to be closed until this shit ends

March 20, 2018

Traffic map Luxmebourg

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Citing hundreds of construction projects, roadworks on nearly every street, plus the highly disruptive building of the tram line through the city center, VDL officials have announced that they are just going to close off the whole place until this shit ends. “We don’t know when this shit will end, but when it […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Transportation

Luxembourg commuters sort of jealous of man drinking beer outside Gare at 8:15 am

March 14, 2018

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Despite expressing feelings ranging from pity to disgust, a majority of commuters hurrying past a man drinking beer outside the Gare at 8:15 a.m. admit that they are simply jealous. “That’s shameful to be getting drunk in public, so early in the morning while everyone else heads off to have a productive day […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Luxembourg City, Transportation

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