LUXEMBOURG CITY — Citing increased demand, Luxembourg’s national railway company CFL has announced a new direct train line from the main station in the capital to your mother’s house.
“The number of requests for such a line has skyrocketed in recent years,” says CFL spokesperson Joe Zuchmann. “Everyone knows about your mum, and apparently everyone wants to pay her a visit.”
“As for the reason why, that’s none of our business,” he continued. “All I know is that I paid her a visit last night. Chuga chuga choo choo.”
Amid whoops and hollers, Zuchmann high-fived several of his colleagues before advising the public to be prepared for packed train cars and limited space on the new line.
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Editor’s note: although we have received at least one request for your mother’s address, we have decided to withhold it, not in the interest of privacy, but because everyone else already knows it.
