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In utero phones: the right choice for your baby

In-utero phone for fetusesWhen you have a baby, you want the best for her. Even during a pregnancy, you’re probably worried about making the right choices. 

Some expectant parents might wonder if smartphone use has a negative impact on the child. What they should be asking is: is an in utero smartphone right for my baby? The answer is yes. 

Give your child a head start with a Fetus Phone

Let’s face it. Unless you’re some kind of technophobe who wears dated fashions and makes your own kefir, it’s likely you’ll put a smartphone into your child’s hands by the age of one to keep him quiet while you shop. 

Even if swiping and clicking seem intuitive to us, not all babies understand the idea or have the necessary motor skills. By giving baby a Fetus Phone, specially designed for tiny hands and with an extra-bright display to get through closed lids, you’ll be giving her a head start. 

Keep baby entertained 

Remember the days before smartphones? If you were stuck in the doctor’s waiting room or at a restaurant waiting for your date to show up, it was boring – like, time stretched to nearly a standstill and you wondered if you could survive. 

Now imagine you’re stuck in a waiting room for nine months. You’re literally just floating there.

Well, thanks to modern technology, you can ensure that baby won’t get bored. He can watch “Peppa Pig,” check out the hottest toy unboxing videos, or see what’s happening in the Premier League.

Grow baby’s social and professional network 

It’s not what you know, but who you know, they say, and anyone who’s climbed high in their field can attest that this is largely true. With a Fetus Phone, your baby can create a social media account and expand his network. By the time he’s born, he’ll have dozens of friends and professional contacts. 

Let baby chronicle her own gestation and birth and put it on FetusTok

Being a fetus and then being born is a pretty big deal, something baby will definitely want to chronicle. With fun new platforms like FetusTok and BabyTok, baby can take and edit fun videos that show what it’s like in there. 

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Originally published by RTL Today

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